Get to the center of the earth with a lawnmower

*starts the lawnmower*
Players must mow through the dirt below them, and post what they find. Whether it's a piece of rock or a machine.
The lawnmower can only be broken by staff, but no more than once.
The broken lawnmower is repaired after 50 posts whilst players excavate the surrounding area and count down from the break.
The 5000th poster is the winner, for reaching the center of the earth first.

Start mowing!

 

*realigns blades to cut into the earth and spends the next god-knows-how-long digging to the center*

EDIT: Well, f*ck, make up your mind on what I have to do.

 

Wait, can you add stuff onto the lawnmower?

...

*digs out something*

 

I have The Mystic Amulet of Hogswineboar.

*shoots into the ground and gets to the center*

 

o god..... anyone in my msn convo will realise the significance of this lawnmower B|

 

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKE SENSEa

 

You can add stuff on only when it's been broken
*finds a six pack of unlabeled soda*

 

I found this-OH **** NO!



*eyes bleed*

 

THAT'S NOT REALa

 

XD Two Kinds is the best
*finds a shiny diamond*
Ooh...

 

I LIKE TURTLES :'D


;o

 

I concur. THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME A FURRY GODDAMMIT.

 

Lawn mower goes where?

 

Soviet Russia.