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  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Today the old Doctor has a story. Would you like to hear it?
     
  2. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    I don't believe you have ever been to medical school.

    But still;
    STORY
    STORY
    STORY TEIM.
     
  3. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    Do tell
     
  4. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Okay, have a seat kiddies! You see, the good doctor...that's me...was once banned from this magical prison of ours about...five or so moons ago. So when I was banned I fell into the mystical nexus of interwebz that is 4chan. From there I traveled to /b/ to watch in awe at the behavior of it's residents and I witnessed something I'd never thought I'd witness. I saw a live pedobear. He worked his wonderful magic on under age girls just like you here...and it was beautiful. I had never seen such beautiful jailbait. It was enough to make me actually want to go to jail. Delicious, I tell you. After seeing that, it made me lust for Misty's big, bold, blue panties even more. Wish me luck in my dirty quest, will you?
     
  5. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    But she's only 12.
     
  6. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    That's why I was inspired so much by Pedo Bear...plus, I've got about 29 days until I turn 17. 4 years isn't rape, is it?
     
  7. Yozora Archer

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    oh god man, what have you done.
     
  8. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Maybe not statutory, but it's still rape lol.

    God you're younger than I thought.
     
  9. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I never realized I was older than you until now.
     
  10. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Looks like Misty is getting raped, then. And wow...how old did you guys think I was?
     
  11. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    13. Hence why it's pedofeelsya.
     
  12. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    I thought you were 5. D:

    Do it.... lol I call dibs on her job.
     
  13. Yozora Archer

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    i call dibs on her blue panties. i mean, if it's cool with you, doc.
     
  14. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Getting raped doesn't mean she'll lose her job, silly asian.
     
  15. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    Oh but she would like the rape enough to not have enough time to come on here. ha, see I think ahead
     
  16. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Tell Misty to meet me at the old Holiday Inn down the road. We're gonna have a...umm...slumber party...yeah, slumber party.
     
  17. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    thank you, and you got it. ;D
     
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    18. And older. Then again, I've never really interacted with you.
     
  19. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Good Doctor, you have control.
     
  20. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    ...I've never had that before...does it taste like chicken?