Gather around children.

Once upon a 5 - minutes ago

Catfish thought about changing her name to Cathie

she also tried pizza sauce straight from the bottle xP​

 

THERE ONCE WAS A GlRL WHO CALLED HERSELF ABSOL

SHE BARELY GOT OUT BUT AT THE AGE OF TWELVE STARTED USING THE INTERNET

EVENTUALLY SHE JOINED A FORUM FOR HER FAVORITE GAME BECAUSE SHE HAD NO LIFE

THEN SHE DISCOVERED THE JOYS OF SPAM AND 4CHAN AND QUICKLY LOST WHAT LITTLE INNOCENCE SHE HAD LEFT

THEN SHE FELL IN LOVE

THEN SHE LEFT AFTER IT ALL BLEW UP

BUT THEN SHE CAME BACK IN A BLAZE OF REBELLION

NOW SHE IS DEVISING A PLAN TO GATHER ALL OF HER FRIENDS TOGETHER

THE END?

 

LOLOLOLOLOLBAGELSa

 

l'M FUCKlNG SERIOUS

 

I'm the boss.

 

So you chop your **** off and die?

 

Hell yeah.

 

Well, this has been very eye opening for me.

 

I'm the boss.

 

Yes, I know. You've said that 500 times already.

 

There was once some guy named Tyler

Who had an unhealthy obsession for the game metal slug

who discovered the internet at what, 9 or ten years old?

So yeah then he joined some random gm forums because he wanted to learn how to make fangames

after this he proceeded to make 3 sonic fangames, all of which were a pile of shit

so after that he became some mod for a sonic forum, which eventually died due to obscene noob raids and the fact that the majority of the staff was corrupt

after that he stopped going to forums altogether and actually had a life for a few months and grew his hair and started listening to death metal

then on christmas day, instead of spending time with family like you're supposed to, he joined kh-vids.

He is now writing this message instead of revising, like he's supposed to.

 

^

I laughed too hard.

 

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAME KATERINA

SHE WENT ON YOUTUBE ONE DAY TO SEE SOME KH VIDEOS. THEN SHE SAW KHV IN THE CREDITS

SO SHE WENT TO KHV AND REALISED THERE WAS A FORUM
AND SHE WAS LIKE "ZOMG!!! IM GONNA BE COOL LIKE ALL OF THESE KHV PEOPLE," LOL

AND SHE SIGNED IN UNDER THE NAME shadow of sephiroth

AND BEHOLD! SHE BECAME A NOOB!

SINCE THEN, SHE HAS BECOME FAMILIAR WITH MANY INTERNET THINGS, SUCH AS 4CHAN, WHICH RUINED HER LIFE, AND THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT HER BOYFRIEND.

NOW SHE IS AN AWESOME GIRL, WITH A KICKASS BOYFRIEND AND A BLOODY AWESOME LIFE.

So that's my story^^

 

Darky showed me the site when it was moved to vB.

I joined because he said to.

I stopped coming immediately after joining.

Shit happened and I came back.

Now I'm into gay porn.

 

I can believe that. O:3

 

Your sig is fucking wonderful.

 

In East Salt Lake City born and raised
On campus was where I spent most of my days
Studyin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all writin some stories outside of the school
When a couple of art majors
Who were up to no good
Startin arguing about game design
They got in one little fight about Kingdom Hearts
I said 'I must analyze this further.'

I walked to my car and when I drove near
The Gamestop window said Kingdom Hearts new release
If anything I can say this game was bomb
But I thought 'Now forget it' - and played it for fun.

I got onto the web about 7 or 8 months later
Looking for vids to make amvs
I landed on KHV
I was finally here
To sit on my throne as Destined.

 

Oh yeah. I was just expecting this for you since you already made cool stories.

 

i love it wen miele tells stories

 

Oh, you were KingdomKonoha...you need your own book for that story.