Gather around children.

It's storytime.

The story is, how Miele decided to go on KHV.

There once was a little girl called MIELE.

Miele was 12 at the time.

Miele wanted to make amvs.

Miele got her videos from KHV.

Then Miele saw it was a forum, so Miele was all 'LOL OMG IMA JOIN DIS SITE IT LEWKS KEWLLLLLL!!!1!!1!1111!!'.

So she did.

She joined with the gay ****** name, KingdomKonoha.

Now how she got that name, is another story.

And believe it or not, Miele looked at some of the members, and was all 'I WANNA B FWIENDS WIF DEM THEY LEWK SO FUKING COOLLLLLLL'

And now, I regret saying that. They're all a bunch of ******s, and I hate them all.JKJKJKILUALLOMGDON'THITME<333

the end.

big font because this is a childrens story, it needs big writing. D:

 

Always wondered what happened to KingdomKonoha. She was nice. Pity. D:

 

Lol, 12 .

 

I was twelve when i got here too. :/

 

Brofist? .

 

You're still awesome though.

 

The Once was a girl named CATHERINE

who decided to steal MEELAH'S IDEA

She decided she was going to write a book too

Her friend was a member before her

and introduced her to ROLE PLAYING

so she joined at 14 as ANGELSNEEDFLIGHT

after a few months.. the EVIL MODERATORS decided that EVERY MEMBER had to have an undertitle and CATHERINE ended up being MERLINS HOUSE CLEANER for being a ***.

so she posted and became kewl

she learnt how to spell kewl the kewl way

a year later at 15... CATHERINE became EMO and changed her username to DEADLYXMASCARA and then went to JAPAN

then a few months later she became 16 and happy and changed her username to her nickname at work CATFISH

CATFISH is a play of CATHERINE... get it

WHO EVER DOESN'T GET IT HAS AIDS

the end​

 

Tootsie demands another much interesting story.


:(

 

I'm going to direct a movie based upon this story.

 

ONCE THERE WAS A GIRL NAMED...

Oh wait.

 

Well this is a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down...

 

SELLIN DAT CRACK AND DAT PCP! a

 

Hell yeah.

Thanks man <3

 

I liked the part where the magical pony brings her in the land of chocolate. :D

 

There once was ghettoxemnas

He was always here

Is always here

Will always be here

He is here now

and now

and now

He is God.

 

Cool story bro.

 

THERE ONCE WAS A DALK FROM KENTUCKY
WHO THOUGHT THAT HIS CODES WERE ALL SUCKY
SO HE JOINED KHV
SO MORE CODES HE COULD SEE
FUCK GENERAL RHYTHM AND RHYMING, MY CODES STILL SUCKED SO I MOVED TO THE SPAM ZONE
ALSO I WAS THE SAME AGE I AM NOWa

 

There once was a girl.

She joined this site with the name Xaale.

And she really doesn't need to tell a story about it.

 

There once was a person called "Ya Mum"
Who decided to have some fun
She went to "Your Dad"'s place
And sat on his face
Soon re-constructive surgery needed to be done.​

 

Holy crap fuck, this thread's still here?

kk you little kiddies, another story for you.

There once was a girl called Miele.

She joined KHV under the username, Kingdom Konoha

She got this username, from how she used to have extremely fucked up dreams abouth Naruto and Kingdom Hearts, hence the name, Kingdom, and Konoha, Konoha being the town Naruto's from or some thing like that I don't know peanut butter.

MOVING ON

So like, yeah, Miele the ***, joined under that name.

From that, she was called, KK, KK ninja puppy, I even got KayKay once.

Miele then became obsessed with TWEWY. She then got the username Crayon Warrior from that, and became known to people as an eevn bigger ****** who eats crayons. I actually did once, when I was 3.

Now Miele was sick of Crayon Warrior. People thought she was like, 5 or something, so she then asked Xaldy to change it to Miele.

And that he did.

And where I got Miele from? Ask my parents, they named me that, fuck knows where they got it from.

From Miele, because like, no one can pronounce it right, I told people it's pronounced

ME-LA

and from that day on, Cam and many others, call me, mela.

Either that, or panda.

But that's another story.

THE END <333333333333