Gʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢѕ.

I AM OSWALD OF CARIM, THE PARDONER.

THOU APPEAREST TO LACK FAITH... YET MAGNANIMOUS ARE THE GODS.

COMETH THOU TO CONFESS? OR TO ACCUSE? FOR INDEED ALL SIN IS MY DOMAIN.​

• Purchase Item
• Abandon Covenant
• Request Absolution
• Learn Gesture
• Talk

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*Throws fireball out of panic of HOLY SHIT THIS GUY JUST APPEARED*

 

B Y T H E L O R D S . . .

THOU HAST MADE THYSELF CLEAR. AND THOU LEAVETH ME NO CHOICE.

I SHALL ACCEPT THY NEXT CONFESSION...

IN THE HEREAFTER!​

• Attack (Weapon)
• Attack (Pyromancy)
• Defend (Shield)
• Defend (Dodge)
• Flee
• Request Absolution

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First rule of dark souls is take it slow and defend, so shield.

 

Y O U D I E D​

 

Turn off the console and pop in Persona 4.

 

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go for a walk then. it's a nice day out.

 

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Find a significant other who won't break your game discs like an asshole

 

Should have requested absolution.

 

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quit life and ascend to the 40th dead world.

 

Eat a potato chip with sparkles flying around you!

 

Now we're talking baby, you're about to ascend something of mine.

 

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investigate surroundings.

 

Spoiler: NSFW HOTT BABE

 

Screw the console, head over to the pc and check what's up on KHV


Ya gotta link us to a uncensored pic of that now

 

we are dead. there's no internet in the 40th dead world.