Future Plans

LOL I've only lost one. LOL

 

Really?!?!?

MY GOD!!!!!

 

Don't forgot to invite every important KHV member to your wedding.

 

THAT MEANS I CAN COME!!!!!!

Yay! ^-^

 

Can't forget me either o.o

 

I'll be the groom :D

 

You're not in Australia o.o i'd have more chance than you rofl

 

I will be the Best Woman, of course. maid of honor?

 

You want to marry a talking lizard?

 

Idk if i should be offended for all the other aussies or not o.o I guess lizards are cool though.

Also just noticed for the first time one of my quotes are in a sig O.o I JUST BECAME THAT MUCH MORE AWESOME

 

Bask in it. It's not everyday you get a quote in a sig.


Aaaaanyway, I call dibs on being that one wasted dude who crashes the party and steals the "Just Married" limo.

 

I will show up just in time for the reception, apologize profusely, hand over my gift and then proceed to eat all the cheeses and meats on the hors d'oeuvres table and then hang out in the corner like I'm a badass loner who didn't just finish stuffing my fat face

Oh and I will dance for the Cha-Cha Slide

Because all weddings, and in fact all dance-oriented gatherings, must play the Cha-Cha Slide, and all in attendance must dance

It is a biological imperative

 

My plan of action:


[1] The night before, I get wasted and throw up all over the groom at the bachelor party.

[2] Go home.

[3]Smoke a pack or two.

[4] Watch South Park till I fall asleep.

[5] Wake up.

[6] Eat Cheerios dry.

[7] Go to Starbucks and try to chat up all the hot chicks I see.

[8] Realize I forgot the wedding.

[9] Make a mix of Corona and Redbull. 2 gallons of it.

[10] Drink it.

[11] Go and rent a suit at the mall.

[12] Put it on wrong.

[13] Get to the church.

[14] Barge into the church in the middle of the ceremony all drunk-like.

[15] Walk up to the groom.

[16] Clock him.

[17] Kiss Sabby.

[18] Throw up on Sabby.

[19] Stay around till after the reception.

[20] Steal the "Just Married" limo and drive it into a lake.

 

I'm curious as to how that happened :3 And I SHALL DO IT >:3 *gets out light saber*

 

I swear Teddy, if you even think of doing that or something even remotely similar, I will kill you. For Sabby.

 

How-How dare you do such a thing.