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  1. daxma Hei Long: Unrivalled under the Heavens

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    Before anything is said these are just jokes.

    Who's stupider? the brunette and redhead for trying to build a house under water or the blonde for trying to burn it down.

    A blond,brunette and a redhead are in the woods.The brunette takes off and brings back a bear and they asked how? and she says "i found the tracks,i followed the track, i found the bear".The brunette goes off and comes back with a deer and the ask how? and she says "i found the tracks,i followed the tracks, i found the deer" then the blonde went off and didn't come back for two days.They went looking for and found her in the hospital and they ask how? and she says i found the tracks,i followed the tracks and got hit by a train.

    Three people in a plane thats about to crash with two parachutes.Brad pitt,david beckham and a school girl.David beckham says "the world needs soccer" and jumps out with one parachute, brad pitt says "the world needs entertainment" and jumps out with the second parachute then the school girl said "Well i have nothing to live for, david beckham took my schoolbag".
     
  2. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    inb4chucknorrisjokes
     
  3. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Hey shut the fuck up man.


    I'm blonde and i absolutely hate these jokes. I'm fucking sick of all these stupid jokes going around about how stupid blonde people are.


    My GPA is over 4.0, and you're a total dickhead.
     
  4. daxma Hei Long: Unrivalled under the Heavens

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    I'm a blonde too you retard.They're just jokes.
     
  5. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I LQTM'd (Laughed Quietly To Myself).
     
  6. daxma Hei Long: Unrivalled under the Heavens

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    I got one of my friends to piss his hole laughing during irish and everyone looked back at him.
     
  7. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    So let me get this straight; a noob such as yourself thinks that it's okay to insult someone epic like Atlas? I guffaw at the thought.
     
  8. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Again, i LQTM'd
     
  9. daxma Hei Long: Unrivalled under the Heavens

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    epic grammar fail.You missed a word after that.
     
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    Technically it was a spelling mistake, and your grammar or spelling isn't perfect either. :/
     
  11. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    I actually forgot to add a "t" to the end of "though." On that note, you know someone is out of arguments when they have to point out grammar and spelling.
     
  12. Sexy Sheva Banned

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    dude, he's joking, just relax XDDD

    i used to be blonde
    but i dyed my hair brown

    and everyone thinks i should change back :'D

     
  13. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Lol i troll u