Funniest jokes

Post any funny jokes that you can find....and make sure that they are funny.

They can be about politicians, dogs, cats, teachers, chlorophorm anything...go wild....funny wild, not Girls Gone Wild...:D

Extra: All credit goes to Ace Phoenix...:)

 

W00t my idea! um lets see should we allow yo mama jokes I know alot of those.

 

you can, any type of joke, only if it is funny....

 

ok then perfect... (fyi i'm not saying this dirrectly to any)

Yo mama is so stupid she threw a bird and it flew.

 

this forum

 

This forum what...?

 

i think he/she is asking if this is a forum? idk

 

Blonde Jokes

Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!

Q: Which is harder to make: a blonde, a brunette or a redheaded snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.

Q: Why are Blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can understand them.

Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?
A: Artifical intelligence.

Hope these jokes dont hurt anyone's feelings. Sorry in advance if they do.

 

Thats okay....:D
How do you add the "show Spoiler" thing into a post...?

 

women's rights

 

I'm assuming sexual jokes are out of the question. I have a co-worker who tells me a couple.

 

umm when you post you notice all those things up near the top like the wrap code tags wrap html tags its around there. i think

 

Sure go ahead, just not hardcore......

Women's rights- that's damn funny....

 

umm are you sure we can?

 

I think that its okay, as long as they aren't like Extremely hardcore xxx jokes that are really bad....

 

gotcha you should post this on teh first post so people won't miss it.

Anyway:

Whats red, green, and goes 50 miles a hour? A frog in a blender.

 

No, just some terms. I was asking so I don't get in trouble.

 

with us or with mods. its fine with me as long as no body gets in trouble.

 

Replace "pictures" with "jokes"

 

Ya, same here.......but there are no mods on right now.....