*front door opens*

*walks out whistling, carrying a sign and a hammer*

*walks in front of door, takes nail and hammers in nail8

*hangs up sign carefully*

*shuts door*

*walks to bed, curls up under fifty blankets and sleeps*

Sign: "Gone to hibernate for rest of winter. Wake me up in the spring or better yet, in the summer. The rest of my replies will be answered by my cat Aiden."

 

What's in it for me?

 

Cookies if you give me a jingle ball and a rub on the belly. :p

 

YOU FORGOT TO PRESS SHIFT ONCE D:

Seriously, there's an 8 there instead of an asterisk.

 

I'll join you shortly on Valentines Vacation.*already packing food*

 

Good, I need a sla- I mean, helper to feed me since my owner is sleeping. She snores, too. >><< Also, don't you not eat when sleeping?

 

......Good to be wanted?

Well I'll wake up occasionally to use the restroom, you still use that right? And thats my chance to eat up! :D

 

Actions are now in eights.

8leaves8

 

Thats what its called/ 8gasp8