Friends of the Organization

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  1. Cliffhangers suck! You suck! Your mom sucks!

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  2. OMG this is hecka funny!

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  1. Amber PLUR

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    This probably isn't very good, but I thought I should make it anyway. I made this fanfic on another site, but I made the first chapter way too short, so on here I will combine chapters one and two. Tell me what you think. It gets really funny and random later on.


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    Chapter 1 / 2: Fun with a Teddy Bear

    *Roxas and Axel are standing in the hallway talking*
    Roxas: I am not a scaredy cat! My name's Roxas, not Demyx.
    Demyx: Ya know, walls are pretty thin guys! *comes out of his room*
    *random squishy pink pillow comes flying out of nowhere and hits Roxas*
    Roxas: Ow! where did that come from?
    Demyx: *picks up pillow* Hey this looks familar..... I think-
    Axel: Wow! You think? I didn't know that!
    *large teddy bear comes out of nowhere and hits Axel*
    Axel: What the- ?
    Demyx: Hey wait a sec... this teddy bear's bigger than mine! TT-TT but it does look familar.... just like the pillow...
    Roxas: Well they came from over there, so...
    Demyx: TT-TT it's bigger than mine!!
    Roxas: uh, actually I was gonna say we should check it out.
    Demyx: oh... right.
    *the three of them check it out*
    Axel: hey isn't that-
    Demyx: yeah! It's Amber!
    Amber: took you guys long enough! *sees that Demyx is holding her teddy bear* Now may I please have my teddy bear back?
    Demyx: no. I want it. I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
    Amber: His name is Pooky, he is mine, and you could possibly be sued for copyright infringement.
    Demyx: Copymawhozawhatzit?
    Amber: Never mind.
    Roxas: So Demyx, would mind introducing us to this friend of yours?
    Axel: It's his girlfriend.
    Amber & Demyx: shut up.
    Roxas: um...
    Amber: My name is Amber, and I happen to be a friend of Demyx.
    weird voice coming from pretty much nowhere: Oh friends! Is that all?
    Amber: *recognizes voice* Shut up, Debra!
    Debra: *shows up* Make me.
    Amber: You know I can't. Unless I had WAY too many cookies.
    Axel: *explaining to Roxas who looks pretty clueless* Amber's sugar highs are just as bad as Demyx's. And Debra could totally whoop Amber's butt any day.
    Roxas: got it.
    Axel: memorized.
    Amber: shut up. *turns to Demyx* Now Demyx, may I please have my teddy bear back?
    Demyx: hmm... (reluctantly) ok. *gives it back*
    Amber: thank you. *smiles*
    Demyx: *smiles back*
    Amber: *smiles again*
    Demyx: *smiles some more*
    Debra: Will you two stop flirting?
    Amber & Demyx: I'm not flirting!
    *Marluxia portals in* *sees Pooky (Amber's teddy bear)*
    Marluxia: Is that a... OH DEAR GOD NOO!!!!! *portals out*
    Amber: what was that about?
    Axel: flowerboy is afraid of *snicker* teddy bears.
    Amber: *also snickering* teddy bears?
    Demyx: and barbie dolls.
    *Amber and Debra look at each other and smile*
    Roxas: *slightly freaked out* what?
    Debra: Oh nothing, it's just... *imitating Marluxia with high pitched girly voice* Hi! I'm Marluxia! I have frizzy pink hair and a barbie-pink scythe, and I control flowers! Aren't I pretty?
    Amber: *continues imitation* I'm so manly! OMG is that a teddy bear? RUN!! IT'S THE ULTIMATE DESTROYER!!!
    Axel, Demyx, & Roxas: LOL
    *door opens*
    Everyone (except person who just walked in) thinking: {Oh darn! What's he doing here?}

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    Ok there it is. Tell me if I should keep going or if this just plain sucks. I promise it gets funnier.
     
  2. Unmei Traverse Town Homebody

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    i think this is really cool!
     
  3. Amber PLUR

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    Thank you! :)
     
  4. yushe\sora Twilight Town Denizen

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    Thats cool! ^.^ you should keep going
     
  5. Amber PLUR

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    Chapter 3

    Ok here ya go!

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    Chapter 3: Fangirls?

    Saix: *sees Debra* What are YOU doing here?
    Debra: I was going to ask you the same thing.
    Saix: Um... I live here
    Debra: Lame excuse...
    *Saix leaves*
    Amber: *hiding behind Demyx* Is he gone?
    Debra: Yes.
    Amber: Yay! He's scary.
    Debra: Ugh sometimes you are so like demyx...
    Amber: Wait.. is that supposed to be an insult or a compliment? Cuz to me it sounds like a compliment, but knowing you...
    Debra: That's for me to know and you find out.
    Amber: *rolls eyes*
    Axel: Ok ladies, break it up.
    random voice: ♥♥♥ OMG AXEL!!!!!! I LUV U AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!! ♥♥♥
    Axel: Oh no... they found me!
    Demyx: Who?
    Axel: Fangirls!!!
    Amber: No, worse! It's my cousin!
    Roxas: You don't mean...
    Amber: Yes. JoLea.
    Debra: Oh no, not her!
    Demyx: She's like, president of the Axel fanclub.
    Debra: Well, could be worse. She could a yoai fangirl.
    *everyone shudders*
    JoLea: ♥ OMG I can't believe it! It's really Axel! You're like the hottest guy in the organization!♥
    Amber: No! Demyx is!
    Axel: ...
    Roxas: ...
    Demyx: ...
    Debra: ...
    Amber: ... Did I say that out loud?
    Debra: Yes quite clearly.
    JoLea: Liar you know Axel's hotter
    Amber: No! Demyx is way better than Axel
    *Axel & Demyx are not sure what to think of the fighting cousins*
    * five minutes later*
    Amber: Demyx is awesome!
    JoLea: Pff! Demyx is a wimp..
    Debra: {jolea... run}
    Amber: WHAT DID YOU SAY??!???!???
    JoLea: Nothing. Just pointing out a fact everyone knows.
    Amber: *hecka mad* Um guys? If you'll excuse us for a sec.... (walks off into other room; JoLea follows)
    *ten minutes of screaming and torture later*
    *Amber walks back in*
    Amber: I don't think she'll be bothering us any longer. *smiles* so... now what?


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    And that's part 3. I hope you enjoyed. In case you have not already figured it out, Debra and I are best friends with the organization, and I kinda have a crush on Demyx, and he kinda likes me back.
     
  6. KATACHI IS KING!! Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ZOMG this is funny.
     
  7. Amber PLUR

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    Chapter 4

    Here it is! I really like where this is going....

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    Chapter 4: Cookies!

    *Laxrene walks in*
    Laxrene: Hey! When did you guys get here?
    Amber: Oh i see. That's how you greet a friend.
    Debra: (ingoring Amber) Hey Laxrene! Ignore Amber, she says that to everyone who doesn't say hello imediately.
    Laxrene: So, this is the imfamous Amber you've been telling me about.
    Debra: So how much do you like her?
    Laxrene: Who said anything about liking her?
    Debra: Oh i just have a feeling you like her.
    Laxrene: Actually I do like her
    Amber: I just have a likable personality
    Demyx: I'm hungry.
    Amber: so am I.
    Debra: Well that was random.
    Amber: Where's the kitchen?
    Debra: I just realized it's like 4:00 and we haven't eaten since breakfast.
    Amber: I knew I was hungry! To the kitchen! *batman music* ..... ok...
    *everyone walks to the kitchen; Zexion's already there*
    *Axel starts cooking, and Debra, Laxrene, and Roxas strike up a random conversation about socks.... strange*
    Amber: *whispering to Demyx* Hey I wanna show you something.
    Demyx: *also whispering* Really? What is it?
    Amber: It's a secret. Come on!
    *sneaks off to Demyx's bedroom*
    Demyx: What is it?
    *Amber takes out a bag of cookies*
    Demyx: OMGYAYCOOKIESILUVCOOKIESANDILUVYOUANDCOOKIESAREAWESOMEANDYOUAREAWESOMEOMGCOOKIES!!!!!
    *Amber takes the time to translate what Demyx just said*
    Demyx: er.. I mean.... cookies... nice. What kind?
    Amber: Triple fudge chocolate chip!
    *both of them start drooling*
    Amber: I managed to sneak them past Debra.
    Demyx: Sweet.

    MEANWHILE

    Roxas: and that's why I prefer green socks over orange ones.
    Debra: Hey, where did Amber and Demyx go?
    Laxrene: I don't know.... I didn't even notice they were gone....
    Zexion: I smell cookies.
    Everybody else: Cookies?!??!??!?
    Axel: Oh no.... Demyx with cookies?
    Debra: Even worse... Amber with Demyx with cookies!
    *everyone rushes off to find Amber and Demyx*

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    Ok I hope you enjoyed reading, I know I enjoyed writng it. :)
     
  8. debralizjr Merlin's Housekeeper

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    OMG!I can't get over how funny the "green socks over the orange ones" line is.
     
  9. Amber PLUR

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    Chapter 5

    Quoted just for you debra :) Ok so here's the next part. I think this is my favorite!

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    Chapter 5: Sugar High


    Demyx: *mouthful* oh mah gosh des is fo goot (oh my gosh this is so good)
    Amber: i mo! pel meh apoot it! (I know! Tell me about it!) *swallows* We should do this more often.
    *group from kitchen comes in*
    Debra: Put down the cookies, and no one gets hurt.
    *Amber shoves a cookie in her mouth defiantly*
    Debra: AMBER!!!
    Amber: *smirks* My cookies. And no one will ever take them away! *grabs cookies and runs*
    *after a few seconds, Demyx follows*
    *everyone chases Amber and Demyx*
    *5 minutes later*
    Roxas: There you are!
    Demyx: COOKIESARETHEBEST!!OMGIHAVENTBEENSUGARHIGHINLIKEFOREVER!!
    Amber: WESHOULDDOTHISMOREOFTEN!!HEYLETSFROLIC!!
    Demyx: YEAH!!LETSFROLIC!!
    *Amber and Demyx start randomly skipping all over the castle, holding hands*
    Debra: Oh no, I was afraid of this....
    Demyx: HEYLETSSINGASONG!!
    Amber: OOHYEAHLETSDOTHAT!!
    Axel: No! No singing!
    Demyx: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!
    Axel: I said no singing.
    Amber: nonono... I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COOKIES!
    Roxas: It's too late... they're sugar high.
    Amber & Demyx: THERE THEY ARE A-STANDING IN A ROW-HO-HO!
    Debra: I can't beleive she managed to sneak those cookies past me...
    Demyx & Amber: BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!
    Laxrene: nice going, Deb..
    Amber: CATS! *DING* I'M A KITTY CAT! AND I DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, AND I DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!
    Debra: I blame Youtube.....
    Demyx: CATS! *DING* I'M A KITTY CAT! AND I MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, AND I MEOW, MEOW, MEOW!
    Amber: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?
    Demyx: COOKIES?
    Amber: NO THE COOKIES ARE RIGHT HERE. *holds up bag of cookies*
    Demyx: OH RIGHT I FORGOT. ... PANTS!
    Amber: C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
    Roxas: Debra, if you don't make them shut up right now....
    Demyx: OH COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!!!!!
    Debra: I'm thinking!
    Amber: WOW!!!!!!!!!
    Demyx: OOH WHAT IS IT?
    Amber: DEBRA'S THINKING!
    Demyx: OOH....
    Debra: Amber, shut up!
    Amber: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!! CATCHPHRASE STEALER!!
    Debra: Catchphrase stealer? As if!
    Demyx: HEY YOU DID IT AGAIN!
    Amber: WHAT'S NEXT YA GONNA MAKE ME MEMORIZE SOMETHING?
    Debra: Shut up Amber! *punchs her shoulder*
    Amber: Hey!!!!! *starting crying*
    Demyx: Hey you made her cry! *starts crying too*
    Zexion: Great, now how are you gonna calm them down?
    Roxas: Hey, I got an idea! Rock a bye baby in the tree top, *Demyx and Amber kinda calm down a little* When the wind blows the cradle will rock, when the bow breaks the cradle will fall...
    Demyx and Amber: Fall? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Laxrene: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water *they stop screaming cuz they love water* Jack fell down and broke his crown...
    Amber & Demyx: Broke? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Zexion: hmm.... The itsy-bitsy spider...
    Demyx & Amber: Spider? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Debra: *desperate* Baa-baa black sheep, have...
    Amber & Demyx: Sheep? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Roxas: Patty-cake, patty cake...
    Demyx & Amber: Cake! ........ WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Debra: Quick! Someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!
    Axel: I got one! Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts and ...
    Debra: Axel!
    Roxas: no wait... it's working! *Amber & Demyx have stopped freaking out*
    Axel: Great green gobs of grimy greasy gopher guts floating in my ice cream..... *whispers* And I don't got a spoon...
    Amber & Demyx: No spoon? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Axel: That was fun! * leaves*
    Debra: No wait!!!

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    MUHAHAHA!!! FEAR ME AND MY SUGAR HIGH!!!!!! I hope you enjoyed it. :) I had lots of fun wrting this. :) :)
     
  10. debralizjr Merlin's Housekeeper

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    And if I don't fear your sugar high what are you gonna do about it?
     
  11. Amber PLUR

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    Well you don't have to.. But everyone else does! jk
     
  12. Amber PLUR

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    Chapter 6 and 7

    It's been over a week so I don't care if I'm double posting. Here are Chapters 6 and 7.

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    Chapter 6: Sugar Crash and Glompage

    Debra: {I'm gonna kill Axel..} Hey Amber!
    Amber: *looks up* huh?
    Debra: *pulls out a spoon* I got a spoon!
    Amber: *stops crying* ooh! *grabs spoon*
    Demyx: Hey where's mine?
    Debra: *pulls out another spoon* {where the heck am I getting these things??} Here ya go!
    Demyx: Yay! *Amber & Demyx examine spoons thoroughly*
    Roxas: Wow how'd you do that?
    Debra: Very carefully....
    Amber: *tosses spoon randomly* Ok now I'm bored again.
    Demyx: *also tosses spoon* Me too.
    Debra: uhoh...


    MEANWHILE


    *Laxrene and Zexion sneaked out shortly after Axel left*
    Laxrene: How long do you think it will take them to figure out we ditched em?
    Axel: Well Demyx and Amber won't care, and Debra will be too busy to notice. We should probably rescue Roxas though...
    Zexion: Whatever. I'm going in my room. *dissappears*


    BACK TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE FIVE LETTERS IN THEIR NAMES (no srsly they do!)


    Amber: Don't worry Debra, the sugar high's over.
    Debra: But that means...
    Demyx: sugar crash!!
    Amber: Dangit! So I guess that means we'll being getting tired soon. How about we watch a movie? Then if we fall asleep, no one will care.
    Demyx: I call Dragonheart!
    Roxas: I'll go get the wimps that left us here. *leaves*
    Debra: I'll go help. *leaves also*
    Demyx: *trying to figure out an excuse to hug/glomp Amber* So you have no objections to Dragonheart?
    Amber: Nope! I love that movie!
    Demyx: Me too!
    Amber: ...
    Demyx: ...
    Amber: You're trying to find an excuse to glomp me aren't you?
    Demyx: um...
    Amber: You don't need an excuse. *smiles*
    Demyx: um.. ok! *hugs/glomps Amber*
    *Debra comes back in*
    Debra: Hey Amber we got the mov- *sees Amber and Demyx*
    *Demyx quickly gets off Amber*
    Demyx: uh.. yeah.. I .. tripped.. accidently! And accidently landed on Amber!
    Amber: um... yeah!
    Debra: Over what?
    Amber: um.. *throws pillow on ground* my pillow! He tripped over my pillow!
    Debra: *rolls eyes* right..... Anyways we have to movie set up in the living room.
    Demyx: cool! *runs off to living room*


    A FEW HOURS LATER


    Axel: Well that was fun.
    Roxas: oh look, Amber and Demyx fell asleep, how cute!
    Debra: and vunreable! *evil look on face*
    Roxas: Oh no! You're not gonna...
    Debra: No I'm not. I was just kidding!
    Roxas: oh good.
    Debra: *raises eyebrow* Or was I?

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    BUM BUM BUM.......

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    Chapter 7: Catching Some Z's...

    Debra: Nah, I can't think of anything.
    Amber: zzzzzzzglmpkekiszzz
    Debra: ... ok then.
    Demyx: zzzzzluvmbrzzzzzzz
    Roxas: I think I understood that.
    Amber: zzxymedzzzdemmyzz
    Debra: I can have fun with this... *walks over to Amber* *whispers in ear*
    Amber: zzzidontwannapuppyzzzzkittyzzzdancedanzz zz
    Axel: Hey that looks like fun *Walks over to Demyx and whispers in his ear*
    Demyx: zzzzmahcookiezzzzzzzzzctrzzzzzxzzzzzz
    *Debra giggles* *whispers to Amber again*
    Amber: zzzzzzyepperzzzzzzzzzsndsliekpepperzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
    *Debra snickers*
    Roxas: What did you say?
    Debra: I asked if she was in love with Demyx.
    Roxas: I wanna try! *goes over to Demyx and whispers in his ear*
    Demyx: zzzzzzzamberzdabestestzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Amber: zzzzthnkjoozzzzz
    Debra: Did she just say thank you?
    Demyx: zzzzzzzurwelcumzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Axel: Let's listen in on their conversation.
    Amber: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziluvjoozzzzzzzz
    Demyx: zzzziluvjootooooozzzzzhuggyzzzzzz
    Amber: zzzzzquitcallinmeadiaperzzz
    Roxas: O_o
    Amber: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzabcdefgxyzzzzzzzzzzz
    Demyx: zzzzzzsingwithmezzzzzzzz
    Debra: LOL they're dreaming about the alaphabet
    Amber: zzzzzshutupzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Demyx: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhatshesaidzzzzzzzz
    Amber: zzzzzzzzzowienohitmahshoulderzzzzz
    Demyx: zzzdebradogestooquicklyzzzzzzzz
    Amber: zzzzzzzzzzzoohdebsaidgotitmemorizzzzzzzz zzzz
    Demyx: zzzzzzownedzzzzzzzz
    Amber: zzzzzzzzzlolhairsonfirezzzxzzz
    Debra: say what?
    Axel: LOL sounds like I set your hair on fire
    Debra: Whatever. *yawns* I'm tired. I'm gonna go ask Laxrene if I can sleep in her room.
    Roxas: What, you're not gonna sleep in your boyfriend's room?
    Debra: Zexion's not my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!
    Roxas: ...
    Axel: ...
    Debra: ...
    Amber: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzexyndebsittinginatre zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Debra: Shut up or I'll wake you up and it won't be pleasant!
    Roxas: ... I was actually thinking of Mansex (Xemnas).
    Debra: ..... oh.. 1. ew 2. ew 3. tell anyone I like Zexion, and die.
    Axel: Ha! So she admits it!!
    Debra:.... I'm gonna go now. Good night! *leaves for Laxrene's room*
    Demyx: zzzzrubberduckyouretheonezzzzzzzzzzzzzzn ightzzzzzz
    Amber: zzzzzzzzyoumakebathtimesomuchfunzzzzz
    Demyx: zzzzrubberduckyimawfullyfondofyouzzzzzzz zz
    Amber: zzzzzzzzzzbobobodeedozzzzzzzz
    Roxas: That's creepy....
    Demyx: zzzzznoitisntzzzzzzzzzz
    Amber: zzzzzznoperzzzzz
    Roxas: whatever. Good night guys! *goes to his room*
    Axel: Night! *does the same*

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    Aw, Debra and Zexion sitting in a tr-ah!*smacked by Debra* owie....

    EDIT: Is anyone actually reading this? (besides debra(lizjr))

    EDIT 2: I've come to the sad conclusion that no one reads my story and thus I won't update until someone can convince me otherwise.
     
  13. debralizjr Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Are you ever gonna continue this?
     
  14. Nymph of Destiny Chaser

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    This isn't bad, but I have to admit, it has a hard time keeping my attention...but otherwise, for the most part, I like it a lot, and it's enjoyable and easy to read. XD By the way, I think you accidentally spelled Larxene's name wrong as "Laxrene".

    And continue on with it, but try to keep the humor more...fresh. Something new, but don't overdo it.
     
  15. Amber PLUR

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    I really don't feel like continuing this.... It never really had much interest in the at all... Plus now I look back on it and realize it's lame and cheesy. Debra, please don't be too mad, but I'm fresh out of ideas, and I don't want to keep going....
     
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