For you Americans

Have you ever tried irn bru? It's a Scottish beverage, kind of like sprite and soda

If not, try it! You will NOT be disappointed.

I know they sell it in other places in the UK, and some abroad, but they don't in the US, if I remember, correctly

 

They don't sell it in America, because my American food laws they have to know absolutely every ingredient in a product before it's ok'd to be sold, Irn Bru refuses to divulge it's recipe so it won't be there.

It was in Canada for a while, not sure if it still is.

Useless food fact of the day.

Also Americans don't have Kinder Eggs, because they're not allowed food with toys inside of them because Americans would eat them.

 

it's a "choking hazard."

 

It aint a hazard it's a fucking guarantee with some Americans

 

if they try to down the whole egg in one swallow. without chewing.

 

You literally cannot be jealous of something you've never had the chance to try. Also I'm Scottish, so no.

 

They don't. My cousins brought me Kinder Eggs when they went over to Rome (I think, don't remember). They be amazing.

 

America is still a thing?

 

im surprised customs didn't confiscate them.

 

Same here tbh. Not questioning it since they were gooooooooood

 

When I went to Scotland, I believe tried that. Don't remember if I liked it or not, but I definitely recognize it.

 

It is guaranteed with some people in general. Stupidity is universal after all.

Yes.

 

I got excited and ate the sticker by accident.

 

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I always read Irn Bru in a really bad Scottish accent xD

I've never tried it, I've seen it in shops but for some reason I always thought it was an energy drink.

 

It is. I tried it once. The taste of woad, Pictish blood, and shimmering tartans flowed down my throat. I grew three beards that day.

 

One of the greatest sweets ever.

 

in america we drink only coca cola

 

THEY OUTLAWED THOSE THINGS? WHEN THE **** DID THIS HAPPEN?