For every ending, there can be a new beginning.

How to play this game is kinda simple.
The player has to use the last word of the above poster's sentence, and make a new sentence starting with that word.
Example:
"Now wasn't that a strange weekend?"
"Weekends here are never normal..."
"Normally, I'd expect to see snow..."
etc etc. :3

Get the picture?
Ok, start!

I'm not trained in the art of using horses as projectile weaponry.

 

Weaponry isn't nessisary, just throw nuts.

 

Nuts are zeh ****

Am I duin it rite?

 

****, I lost my keys!​

 

Keys are metal, so grab a metal-detector

 

Metal-Detecter sadly can not display the iron coldness of some people's hearts before they crush some fragile heart into a endles state of despair.

 

Metal-detectors are my only weakness, for I'm a weapon smuggler!

EDIT: Dammit >.<
Despair is a nasty thing to live with in a small apartment...​

 

Appartments are for characters in Friends

 

Friends is just about the best thing on TV now.​

 

NOW, thats what I call music

 

Music nowadays is quite crap

 

Crap is brown.​

 

Brown is my least favourite color

 

Color brings color to life.​

 

Life is like a box of active hand-grenades

 

Hand-grenades are dangerous and painful little b*tches!​

 

*****es, i'll kill you. Plural reversal

 

You're so dead then.

 

Then what happens?

 

Happenings are the very fabric of existence.