For all you therapists out there

I do not know my name, I do not know my bitrthday, and i do not know who the president is

 

Your name is Jack Hoff
Your birthday is 6/6/06
and the president is McCain.
Now get a life sir.

 

the president is mccain!?
Oh noes d:

 

Sir, please stop lying and cooperate with me.

What is your name? When is your birthday? And who is the president?

 

I don't know

 

Sir. I asked you to stop lying.

 

I'm not lying, gosh, some people

 

Your name is Richard Nixon and you are the President of the United States.

 

See. What? had to answer for you.

Now all we need is your birthday.

 

Your name is Tom Brochar, You birthday was yesterday, and the president is dead. D:

 

I am not richard nixon, I know because I am not old, oh my back

 

Your name is Miley Cyrus, you were born yesterday, and the president is Darth Vader.

 

SIR.

COOPERATE BEFORE I GET ANGRY.

YOUR BIRTHDAY PLEASE. s

 

I'm not telling ypou my birthday, You could be a predator, *runs away screaming*

 

Sir, I am asking for you because you came to see me.

If you weren't going to tell me anything, why did you come to a Therapist?

Sir, You confuse me.

 

Nonsense. You look so young.

Oh by the way, I know about what happened at the Watergate.

 

I dodn't come to see you, you came to see me, and I confuse everyine, noone can understand, if you need proof, just ask BlackKeyblade706

 

SIR.

You called me over here.

 

i swear to god that wasn't me.

 

THE TITLE HAD RAPISTS IN IT.

L-O-L.

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