For all the single people out there~

8D singles always start riots. xD mostly at "couples" dance offs, though. :D​

 

Uhh I internet date and I plan to meet her in the summer which is next month and you can have a convo on the internet its not much different than in real life

 

... Yes? I happen to know several couples that met online and are now married.

 

Exactly my point Ioan

 

Well for one, I don't have a job right now. Two, Girlfriends are too expensive.

I mean have you checked the prices at the shops these days? How am I supposed to afford to buy one??????

 

No honey, you'l find that that is a dog. ​

 

a bitch is a bitch

 

Wal-Mart rollbacked the prices on them.

 

>_>
<_<

I was going to get them drunk.
not myself.
makes rape alot easier, if you get me. ​

 

I don't think anyone "does alchool", whatever it is.

 

It's a new drink! Alcohol and pool water.

 

Something about your replies tells me that you are just a little serious. ​

 

Dear god, whoever puts chlorine in their alcoholic beverage is either extremely hardcore or ****ing insane.

 

I dun do any of that crap.
I'm absolutely clean...
but that might just be because I'm broke, and I dun think of "drinking" as... "fun".
I think of that as a single-mom waiting to happen.

anyways~~~

>.>-----<.<

another reason why i'm single:
if i ever got preggy because of realtionship,
I'd be dissowned, xD​

 

There's a little thing that was intented a while back, hunny,
and it was a marvellous thing that made your prediciment a little easier.
it's called a....

Condom.
​

 

xD haha lolz.
I dun think I need one at the moment.
I'm at home...
alone.
xDD
and I don't really go outside.. >.>---<.<

​

 

C'est un...
What was the French word for 'joke' again?

Please, please work on your sarcasm, I've always thought you were serious. Add some kinda smiley or anything, even a simple 'jk' for starters, flat out text doesn't reveal sarcasm most of the time...​

 

I hate this thread so much.

 

Please use proper grammar.

I'm sorry, I'm just tired of reading all these improper posts.

 

Then stop posting on it, dearest.
You're killing the happy mood. ;D​