Food

Peanut butter and chocolate sauce mixed with honey and maple syrup.

*dies from sugar coma*

 

Thread/post/food idea stealer.

 

*diabetic fit*


o hai.


SUGAR?

 

dude i cant even eat cake ._. ugh i hate sugar :x

 

Graxe, did you use New Brunswick Maple Syrup?

You should know that New Brunswick Maple Syrup is the most poisonous and deadly Canadian Maple Syrup we have been able to create. Hundreds of American and British Toxicologists have died simply by smelling the foul liquid.

You did not die from a sugar coma.

 

No, it's actually the honey.

 

Again, What?...sap is the trees blood.

= STDs

 

The bees wish to murder you. Watch out, good sir.

Canada bottles liquefied STDs and exports them all over the world. I believe you knew that.