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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Inasuma, Feb 23, 2009.

  1. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML
     
    Inasuma, Feb 23, 2009
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  2. Finale Wannabe Nobody

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    uhh good to know?
     
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  3. Cyanide King's Apprentice

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    You poor bastard.
     
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  4. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    And if you don't pay, your arms go next, tough guy.
     
    Scott Pilgrim, Feb 23, 2009
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  5. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    i love how fml got so popular very suddenly.
     
    Trigger, Feb 23, 2009
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  6. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Sounds like something I'd do. This "really attractive woman" is most likely related to me in some way.
     
    Styx, Feb 23, 2009
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  7. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    Hmmmmm. And how is it that you cannot simply use crutches? o_O
     
    Deathsight44, Feb 23, 2009
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  8. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Ahaha. One of the funniest I've actually seen was:

    Greek Tragedy Fail.
     
    Radiowave, Feb 23, 2009
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  9. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Ghetto started the trend.
     
    Chad Thundercucc, Feb 23, 2009
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  10. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    how long ago was this?
     
    Radiowave, Feb 23, 2009
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  11. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    I pictured her like a really ugly brunette with frizzy hair.
    No offense.

    O ya, suckz 2 be u.    ​
     
    HellKitten, Feb 23, 2009
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  12. Juicy Chaser

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    Oh god weird, one of my irl friends told me about fml and now its on here AFTER for once ;o
     
    Juicy, Feb 23, 2009
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  13. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Wrong. Trig showed me the site. I just posted ONE thing I found on there. I have nothing to do with this.
     
    GhettoXemnas, Feb 23, 2009
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