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  1. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I got this in an email a few months ago, and I've just decided to put it on here :)
    I've cut off the part that says 'send this to ∞ people' :p
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    Holding hands

    Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
    Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.


    Cuddling

    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

    Movies

    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.


    Loving each other

    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.


    Laying below the stars

    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
     
    Shade Tail, Apr 23, 2008
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  2. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    This is gold. *takes notes*
     
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  3. Singstar Traverse Town Homebody

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    All Guys should do this....*sighs*
     
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  4. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ...and you expect this when? we arent miracle workers you know! gawd! *walks away angrily*
     
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  5. pirateking_luffy Banned

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    riku it's alright right girls just don't undrstand us like we don't understand them,that what these tips are for.
     
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  6. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    well i understand that they can kill a man with a frying pan or a beer bottle... or atleast try to...
     
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  7. cronoking Chaser

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    This only works on the girls that arent total ****s, *****es, bookworms, etc.
     
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  8. Singstar Traverse Town Homebody

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    But at least boys can try you know....
     
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  9. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Agreed. Fillaz.
     
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  10. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    let's see...

    did it

    did it


    did it


    did it

    and...

    did it.

    Vivi's dark side: Casanova.
     
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  11. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    i dont beleive you...
     
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  12. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    You better believe it. =/ Do you know how many times he's gotten laid?
     
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  13. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    do i wanna know? thats the question... wait... this ISNT counting his pillow...
     
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  14. Misty gimme kiss

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    Can we say cliché!?
     
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  15. Destiny's Force Mess with the best, lose like the rest...

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    "Cliché, exclamation point, question mark." I did it! What do I win? :xp:
     
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  16. Misty gimme kiss

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    CONGRATULATIONS.

    You win the internet.
     
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  17. NeoJecht Twilight Town Denizen

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    Me+Girls= Me very very sad
    when ever i talk to a girl i always get a case of "mouth in foot disease"
     
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  18. Destiny's Force Mess with the best, lose like the rest...

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    :woohoo: I KNEW I could do it!

    *heads off in some random direction*
     
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  19. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    i don't see why people have so much trouble talking tot he opposite sex, chillax.
     
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  20. Xegreny Kingdom Keeper

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    Ah, chain letters. Will they never cease to amaze?
     
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