Finish the freakin sentences

ok i'm bored but here's what you gotta do... 1st person will finish my sentence then the second person will finish the 1st person's sentence. and so on. And you can add people to the sentenses. do what ever you want. Just make it funny.
kinda stupid but i'm bored so like w/e.

Mamma came in with the groceries and dropped them all over the floor. "OH DAMN!" said mamma. "Can somebody come help me quick!"...

Ok finish the sentence...
read the rules first if you didn't already.

 

Some robber jumped in, and hit her, so she was unconscious. He grabbed the groceries and..

 

This will undoubtedly turn to spam, so I'm moving it to the spam zone.

 

Ran into the lake that wasn't far from the grocery store. He began swimming away until...

 

He ran into a duck and the duck called upon his awesome duck powers and...