Final Destination 5

It literally sucked. In fact two people were gonna die at once. A chick gave a hobo some cash but he was displeased with it so he threw the penny. This scared some birds and they flew and pooped on the chick's car. She was very annoyed so took it to a car wash but her sun roof was having technical difficulties. She managed to get it closed as she entered. It was one of those automatic car washes. Anyways in the middle of it there was an electrical malfunction and she stopped mid way. Two rollers were on the sides of her doors she started fearing for her life. (The main character said he could see the future of their deaths and such but her and the pool guy didn't believe him. Well the pool guy kinda did and decided to live the last of his life having sex which they showed. Hot chick. Anyways.) She opened her sunroof but just as she did water started pouring into her car making her drown. She finally got her head out but all of a sudden her car roof started closing and trapped her head above the car. She could not make it move and was unable to release her head from the car. The car wash started up and moving her forward. There was one final roller. As wide as the car with bristles spinning at high speeds. The car was moving slowly forwards and her screams were unheard.

 

wow that's... really well planned out

 

Oh god. I hate the series, it's pointless and I have no idea why people find gore like this funny, it'd pretty disgusting.
Anyway, I won't ever watch this movie, the series is stupid and pointless. >.>

 

And that my dear children is why sunroofs aren't that cool. On the bright side I suppose her car came out looking lovely(except for the decapitated body and all).

I can't really find the entertainment in these, I like a good horror film now and then, but these are just silly(and gross...like the suck man). Plus the car washing industry frowns upon the movie.

 

I'm dying to see that movie. Out of all the Final Destination's this one looks the most gruesome and comical.

 

Well I didn't finish the story so your assumption is a bit wrong. I'm not gonna spoil it though. Unless you ask.

 

So the car didn't get a total cleansing? What a rip-off. (for inquiring minds you could finish it in a -spoiler-, I'm probably not going to see these movies so it doesn't matter really)

Nothing will make the show better after the suck man...

 

Fine...

Spoiler

So the three remaining people split up. Main character in his car and Main character's girl and black guy who accidently killed his family and wants to die in a truck. MC goes to the pool and finds it in a bloody state. The chick and the other guy drive into the car was from the other side stopping the other girls SUV inches before the spinning thing reaches her face and they push her back. They get her out of the car and barely escape as a giant pipe crashes down crushing the car.

Lets see that's the third death so far. Ginger died. Mechanic died. Now Full of himself guy is dead. You want me to continue cause there is a lot more and I should go back and tell how the other two guys died as well.