FF and KH Villians United

"Ha, even if I fall, the second in comand will be the leader" Xemnas said.

"Don´t look at me, I am the fourth in comand, the third is Xigbar and the second is Saix" Xaldin said.

 

"And Saix is kind of un-responsive at the second," Riku commented. Eating more popcorn, he looked up when a portal was opened, and Cloud entered. "Hey, Cloud! C'mon, lets watch Sephiroth kill these guys."

Cloud gave Riku his well-known "you-are-the-biggest-buffoon-I-ever-met-in-my-whole-life" look, but sat down anyway.

 

Xemnas and Xaldin runned away.

Marluxia was escaping "Hear me Naminé *pant* when I get you *pant* you´re going to pay *pant* for this *pant*.

 

At long last, Aerith ran through the door with a bucket of water. "WHERE'S THE FIIIIIIRRREEE- AAH!" At Rinoa's advice about a page back, she had brought water (Aero would've only fanned the flames). However, at the last second, she skidded to a stop. I mean, if your had-been-killer was in the same room, you would've been a little frightened, too.

The heavy bucket of water flew out of her grasp.

Soar. Tumble. Fly. Thunk. SPLASH.

Aerith, I think you just fanned the flames of Sephiroth's anger... Trying to avoid looking at the drenched villain, she ran.

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"Ooh! I can already tell this is going to be an awesome show!" Sora snickered, safely hidden behind Riku's height. He grabbed a handful of popcorn and settled down to watch; however, he was careful to ready Reflega if anything sharp, pointed, and disastrously long should come flying his way.

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(ooc://I dunno where Kairi is at the moment... she's probably still lost. Don't ask. I'll bring her in when I find something she can do.)

 

*sizzle*
*snap*
*crackle*
*pop*
*burning, intense, rage*

"ROAARRRRR!"

"Awcrapawcrapawcrapawcrap," Riku hissed, and dived to hide behind Cloud, who was sitting frozen, "OMG!I'MGONNADIEIN-5SECONDS!SAIIIIIIVEMEEEEEEEEEH!" written all over his face.

"You think that that is funny, don't you?!" Sephiroth demanded, dragging up Aerith by her braid. "YOU THINK THAT IT IS FUNNY TO DUMP A HEAVY BUCKET OF WATER ON THE HITMAN THAT WAS HIRED TO DESTROY YOU?"

"Hitman?" Riku asked, blinking. He glanced at Cloud, be Cloud quickly shook his head.

"Probably Rufus, or something," Cloud hissed, and returned to watching the show.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIVE TO SEE THE DAYLIGHT FROM THAT GOING TO-BE BROKEN DOWN AND BURNED CHURCH OF YOURS!" Sephiroth screamed. "YOU WILL NOW MEET ME SECOND FORM!"

Power built up around Sephiroth, and he went into his form, Safer Sephiroth. (Not sure if this is true. Never played FF7. >.<)

"OHHHHHMMMMMGHHHEEEEEEE!" Riku squealed (yes, squealed). Leaping back, he hid behind Cloud and Sora. "We're going to die!"

"Really. Wasn't it you parading around in a skirt?" Cloud asked, looking at Safer Sephiroth, which techincally really wasn't safer. "Oi! Put on a shirt!"

"FEEL MY WRATH!"

 

"gross, he has no legs" Namine said throwing Marluxia's pants that she just stole as he was ranting "put them on and then go psycho!!!" Namine told Sephiroth in a bossy mom tone.

"Aerith don't worry I'll save you!!!" Rinoa said calling a GF and somehow Gilgamesh reappeared "I thought you died!!!" Rinoa stated not remembering GF's are spirits recalled for assistance. "Go kill him with Excalibur not Excalipur!!!" Rinoa told Gilgamesh in a hurry.

(I am not controllling Gilgy so can someone else please!)

 

"I have no legs! They're wings!" Sephiroth roared, thoroughly ticked off. He still had his sword, so he swung it, rather unsuccessfully, almost cutting off his wing. "Curse Nomura for only giving me one arm! This is so ******ed! How in Jenova's name am I suppose to turn back!"

Without waiting for an answer, Sephiroth teleported out of the room, leaving nothing but his sword and a bunch of feathers.

OOC: *slaps self* Sephy must turn back, so he can get legs.... and a coat.

 

Marluxia get new pants at his room and continue running away.

 

"Eeewww-" Kairi stood stock-still in the doorway, looking off in distaste. "Last time I saw someone like THAT, it was Xehanort's Heartless without a shirt on-"

Sora rolled his eyes and grabbed a handful of popcorn. "I gotta go watch this," he told everyone unnecessarily. "C'mon, Riku! This is going to be GOOD." Dragging his friend, he walked out the door to follow Sephiroth.

 

"ACK! Hey! Watch it!" Riku said, wind-milling his arms. "You know, you could be walking straight into Sephiroth, like you did last time." Cloud said nothing as he followed them, but just brought popcorn and had his "this-is-stupid" look on his face.

Sephirothed leaned against a wall, gratefully flapping his wing. He was back to normal, with legs, two arms, and a coat. No more walking around like Xehanort Heartless in the few final battles.

 

Marluxia continue running away when he saw Xaldin.

"Marluxia, prepare to suffer" He said "Do you have anything to say before you die".

"Yes, one word" He said smiling.

"What?" He asked.

"Mansex" He said.

Xaldin fall to the ground and rolled laughting.

Marluxia take the chance and runned away.

OOC: Sorry, but I wanted to say that.

 

OOC:

Oh, good one. Lawl. I totally cracked up there.

BIC:

Sephiroth heard laughing, and followed it. Stepping out of the room, he almost stepped on a Nobody.

"What are you, a Nobody, or an elf who wears an octopus on his head?" Sephiroth asked with contempt. Not waiting for an answer, he burned one of Xaldin's sideburns, and quickly teleported off.

 

Can I be Larxene, Yuna, and Ashelia? And since I just joined, could you fill me in on what's happening currently? Thanks so much!

 

Xaldin runned passing Aerith and Rinoa, then he falled to the ground laughting again "Mansex, hahahahahahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He said.

 

Sephiroth saw Xaldin. His eyes narrowed even more, a spectacular sight, due to the fact they were the merest of slits.
"Where is your Superior?" Sephiroth asked, dragging Xaldin up by his coat ties.

 

"Woah that guy with the braids is a freak" rinoa said stating the obvious and she saw gilgamesh hitting Sephiroth with his Excalibur but the silver haired man didn't even acknowledge it let alone take damage from it.
"Stupid Gilgamesh! You're useless!!!" Rinoa shouted at the GF.
"We better run Aerith," Rinoa suggested planting a flash grenade on the arch in front of them ready to explode on anyone that passes it.

 

"I don´t know, I´m chasing now the flower boy" Xaldin said.

 

"I'll go and ask this supposed 'Flower Boy' then," Sephiroth hissed. Throwing Xaldin against the wall, he summoned his power and teleported away from him.

Appearing several seconds later in front of Marluxia, he dragged the unfortunate pink-haired Nobody up by his coat ties.
"Where is your Superior?!"

 

"I´m now a traitor, go ask Mr. Emo (Zexion) or Luxord" Marluxia said and ported some metres away from Sephiroth.

 

"Oh, then I suppose traitors like you must be destroyed," Sephiroth said with a cold and mocking chuckle.
"Can I help?"
"No, Riku. Stay out of my way in this battle and I actually might not castrate you, along with that Chocobo-head, Cloud." Both Cloud and Riku promptly scooted back at these words.
"Prepare to die," Sephiroth said, turning back to Marluxia. He launched forward, sword suddenly in his hands.