FF and KH Villians United

"He is totally deluded" Rinoa said to Tifa while poking Saix on the aswell while her other arm had her gunwrist thing(once again weapons names are not my speciality) ready to shoot him.

Vayne helped Sephiroth up assuming he may be dead and Vayne had no items left so he gave him the magic rock (manufacted nethicite) "A gift to use incase you die" Vayne made it bond with Sephiroths Heart (giving him a power up revival appearence is all up to you ukali-rules) now what do you want to do kill you know who?"

Namine was upset at Kairi for getting her keyblade back and got out an Aerith card (people who edit sprites made a card with the atttack number 9 and card amount of 99 it is funny) that will make her cast great gospel on namines party. In the meantime she approached vincent and said Dad your shooting practice is over what would mom think if you just messed about all the time! (yes she is making him think he is her dad) come on dad we need to help my brother Sephy she pointed to sephiroth (ironic cos Vincent really did think he may be Sephy's dad)" she said while dragging him over "Sephy-san I found Dad!" She said while giving him a quick wink.

 

"what? im your father" vincent said confused

 

"yes now go help my brother he is near death and he is your son aswell dad" Namine said in an upset tone.

 

"something not right my heart is telling me your lying" Vincent said

 

"A heart always get weird thoughts Dad you proved that when you went on a bungee dive your heart said you would die and you had a blast don't you remember?" Namine was really upset now (she is an excellent actress I believe).

 

"I can't remember but since you said it it must be true i guess" then took out his gun "whats your name again"

 

Sephiroth groaned, and sat up.
"Thanks," he muttered to Vayne, and glanced at Vincent.
"Dad," he said, forcing the word through his teeth. He would make Namine pay later. "Don't you remember? Her name is Namine."

Riku shook his head.
"This thing is getting weirder and weirder," he muttered.

 

"um yea ill help you son" Vincent said. "ill play this out until I find out the truth. I have a bad feeling about them" Vincent thought in his mind

 

"I'm fine," Sephiroth said coldly, and heaved himself to his feet.
"You life ends now, Tifa," he shouted, and flew toward the raven-haired woman.

 

"sephiroth and namine I remember those names, but my heart says everything they told me is a lie and i think its right" Vincent thought as he watched Sephiroth

 

Tifa eeped and hid behind Saix. "Protect me!" Saix looked at her with a raised brow. "...What?"

'Oh let Sephiroth kill her, she is getting highly annoying, telling you to change and you have emotions and other stuff.'

'I should... but I won't.'
'Excuse me?'
'Keeping her around just fuels the fire.'
'...Saix... listen to what you are saying... have you gone mad? ...or... gasp... oh my god... you like her!'
'NO I DON'T!'
'Gawd, talk about crack pairings. This has to be the most insane crack pairing of Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts ever since AerisXMarluxia, YuffieXDemyx, XaldinXLulu Though that one might not count because they nearly have the same hair style and eye color and pwn, ZexionXFuu/Fuujin, And let's not forget the yaoi ones. XigbarXYazoo, AxelXReno, KadajXRiku but they look alike, XemnasXSephi--'

"ROSSO, SHUT THE [honk] UP AND GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!"

((( O.o..... um... no comment.)))

 

OOC: >.< Gross.
BIC:
Sephiroth kicked Saix aside, then grabbed Tifa by her hair.
"Prepare to die!" he shouted, and slashed with his sword...
OOC: CLIFFHANGER! XD

 

Just then Vincents shot Sephiroth in the arm "thats enough" Vincent said

 

"I don't have time for this," Sephiroth snapped to Vincent, and he spread out his wings. Leaping into the air, he dragged Tifa with him. He then flew off, toward that big castle thingy in Radiant Gardens.

 

"let her go Sephiroth" Vincent said as he began to shoot at her then there was a flash in Vincents mind and memories of fighting sephiroth came back

 

Tifa squirmed around and kicked her legs. "Let me go!" she then looked down and clung to Sephiroth. "No! Don't let go!"

Saix shrugged and began eating yet... sigh... another sea salt ice cream.

'You are now considered an addict, Saix.'
'And you've BEEN considered a psychopathic b[bark] to the highest degree.'

 

"As you wish," Sephiroth said with a smirk, and flew over that crap-deep fall area from the cheat area in Villain's Vale. With a flick of his sword, and a bit of Tifa hand-smashing, he sent the girl tumbling.

 

Vincents started to get angry "Sephiroth stop in now" Vincent yelled as he became chaos. Chaos rushed over and catched Tifa and put her down "What happend to my body" Vincent said

 

Luxord was watching the whole thing with a bottle of his special vodka at hand."Damn,this would make great television.",he grinned.
He tossed the bottle aside after finishing it and then he went to give Vincent another little episode.

 

"AWWWW CRRAAAPPPP!!!" she fell, looked down and saw that she could hit the ground in mere seconds but it's not the fall that kills you, it's the impact. "WITH MY LAST DYING BREATH... I CURSE SEPHIROTH--- oh crap."

Saix appeared and threw Claymore at Tifa, missing her completely. he looked around and stiffened. Tifa saw this and blinked.

"where are you going?"
"...I need to... get away from here... there's something... nostalgic about this place..."
"Oh no you don't! I'm tired of being the victim here!"
"And I'm tired of saving you! Fight back for crying out loud!"
"You don't have to save me! I thought you were heartless!"
"OH! NOW I'm heartless?! Well you... nevermind. Good bye, Tifa Lockheart." he walked off.

"Don't you walk away from me! Saix!" she jumped out of Vincent's arms and began trailing behind Saix.