Excuses to Break Up

Random, stupid, shocking, clichè reasons to break up
What have YOU heard?

 

My friend broke up with her boyfriend because when he went to her house and used the bathroom he never put the toilet seat back down. O.o

 

"The relationship is dying, and so if my passion for you."

Feels like I've heard that a million f**kin' times.

 

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Yeah I know right? :D That's what I'm totally doing tomorrow.

 

"i dont like you beotttcccccccccccch" BL

 

"I just think we should be friends"

See, this is why I like stupid girls, they don't think.

 

"I didn't tell you I had AIDs?"

 

...wellll
"its not you its me"
"theres someone else"
"you just dont understand me anymore"
"i just need some space"
there are more but meh lets leave some for other shal lwe..

 

I once heard of a break up due to uneven earlobes.

WTF -____-

 

your not the person that I had feelings for

 

I think we should step back. You know this isn't working out right now, baby. I love you and all...but...I just can't do this anymore.


What the ****? She stole that line from Titanic or some ****ing ****?

 

My old friend got dumped by his ex gf, who is also a friend of mine, because she "Got bored". The dude was practicly a friggen booty call for her

 

i hope i wont ever need any of these <.<

 

"I just discovered what love is... And your not it."

 

the favorite one I got was "Your never there for me" so I talked her into giving some time for us to work on things and then few weeks later got the "Your around too much." stupid women.

 

I used the line "You look like my brother" once <_< >_>
He actually did look like him, but the real reason was I was too scared of any commitment at all, just wasn't the right time I guess. *shrugs* not like we'd even been together long coughtwodayscough

 

"You're just not good enough for me."

Thats the only fantastic one that I can remember >_<

 

"I'm gay"



seriously xD i laughed my ass off for a whole ****ing week xD

 

"I need to earn my parents respect back."

I actually got that one a couple years back.

One of my favorites, though, which I have yet to hear, "Well if you hadn't left your turtle in my fish tank none of this would have happened!"

 

Then there's the reverse "I'm straight"
I almost got that one today, though it was more of "I think I'm straight lololololol"
-___-

And then there's "You're not enough of a man!" or something of that sort -___-