Excuse Me While I Die Due to People's Incredible Stupidity, Idiocy and Whatever Else

Originally mentioned here.

http://www.p4rgaming.com/peta-member-traumatized-by-pokemon-sues-nintendo-for-emotional-distress/

 

My favorite parts of this are these parts:

And this is why parents shouldn't just assume anything about this series. I could go on a rant...which I might, but we'll just see how long I go on this.

First off, "Green Leaf" and marijuana......I don't know what to say about this. Exactly how many green leaves are there in this world, and she just has to relate it to marijuana? For all she could care, it could be related to this and find a way to make it seem bad. "Are there any Christians in Nintendo" my butt. It has nothing to do with being Christian.

Secondly....seeing a cubone and marowak, she just assumes that they were used in science experiments? Come on, you have got to be kidding me. If she just looked up info about Pokemon she could see that they're always like that. The only thing she had right was "poachers".

Third...turtle being forced to mate with orange dinosaur..............I have no words......

Fourth...being traumatized and "physically sick" by the charmander scream is just overboard. Yeah, a lot of people were stunned by the scream, but what would you expect it to sound like if you were bit right in the face? That's what you get with realism. If you want anything better, watch the series, you'll see plenty of "bite" moments and not have to deal with any screams.

Fifth............I need a moment.....................
Ok, so she grabs a $200 handheld, which I'm sure she probably helped pay for...and she breaks it in half.....not to mention flushes a game down the toilet...and bans her daughter from video games altogether as well as anything Pokemon....and homeschooling....there's just too much in that one quote. Since when did stupidity grow to such a large degree? since the world came to be

And now she's trying to sue Nintendo AND McDonald's because of something that's 100% her fault, because she decided to homeschool her daughter, as well as a system which SHE HERSELF BROKE!!!!!!!!???

I personally enjoy the fact that the husband told her to go away when he was on the can. Filing a divorce seems a bit overkill yes? Apparently not for this woman. Someone just giver her a job in the government, she already passes the stupidity level by miles.

 

Speaking of assumptions, you know Play4Real is a troll site right ? ^^

 

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You especially please read what I just posted XD