To be the biggest noob you can be? Like, right now I feel like necro-bumping '07 threads from this site and troll on both here and other forums. But I shall not because I do not wish to break my record of never being banned or getting a warning. lolziarenerd.
I wouldn't ban you if you were a good troll. I'd make you a Super Mod. That way you can troll everywhere in ways other trolls can't, but you can't **** with the site through the Admin CP . You might also get a pin.
And as a Super mod you can unlock the locked threads and bump them for fun. And sticky stupid threads.