Enzy...

I feel like writing you stuff.

Also, Plums x butts 5eva!

Spoiler

Katie, oh Katie, with you as my date
I'm hardly the girl who deserves a complaint
But if you treat me like you do at the KHV prom
I might just have to leave and call your mom (not mum because I AIN'T ENGLISH!!!)​

 

I set fire, to your app

I let it fall, your app,
And as it fell you rose to save it
It was dark and I was burning it
Until you cried a loud and you frowned at me

My mind, is strong
But your app is too flamable,
To stand in the flames
Without burning up your face

But there's a side to you
That I never knew, never knew.
All the things I'd say
They were very true, very true,
And the games we play
You would always die, always die.

[Chorus:]
But I set fire to your app,
Watched it burn as I touched your face,
Well, it burned while you cried
'Cause I heard it screaming AHH SHE’S BURNING ME!!

Oh noooo
Let it burn, oh
Let it burn
Let it burn

>:3 Just for you

 

*gasps*
That was beautif-...
WAIT!
Are you attempting to streal Enzy from me? ...AGAIN?!

 

LOLOL, also, if you call my MUM then she'll probably just laugh and carry on with what she is doing.

Also, Bushy, I'm 5eva yours babe ;D

 

Google Has It

She, she ain't real,
She ain't gonna be able to write you like I will,
She is a hater,
You and I have net history,
Or don't you remember?
Sure, she's got a stack,
But, baby, is that really why she attacks?

Bless your posts, you've got your mouse in the clouds,
You made a fool out of them,
And, gurl, they're bringing you down,
You made them burn down,
But they're still in my heart,
Now rumour has it you're just takin' shots in the dark,

Google has it, google,
Google has it, google,
Google has it, google,
Google has it, google,
Google has it, google,
Google has it, google,
Google has it, google,
Google has it, google,​

Also, Bushy, when have you ever talked with her face to face? I believe we communicate more, therefore she is mine even if she'll just burn my app in front of me 5eva ;~;

 

... What song is that? O.o

 

Rumour Has It.

It's on 21.

 

Oooh, I'm liking this song ^^

Cat, Cat, you should be working, you slack
For right now I am keeping warm next to your application stack
Your application is fuel to these dark, cold days
But I know how your heart sinks when I burn each page.

 

B|
Oh, it's on now siska. If I get caught on KHV, my mom will kill me, but this is sooo worth it.

Oh hello sweetie, I'm quite upset
Knowing this is hardly an idle threat
But if you look at my face and see my expression
You'll know I ain't bovvered by your April Fools "confession"​

BITE ME ALIEN BOII!!!

 

Gosh, this is like a rap battle but with small limericks xD

Oh Cat, you Chipster, you're such a derp
With your small songs galore that you chirp, chirp, chirp
Remember the time I made you choose that day
And you ended up avoiding poor old RDJ.

>:3

 

Yes, yes it is. And frankly, it's far more entertaining than I ever could've imagined.
Also, I didn't know that I chirped. xD

AND NOBODY BRINGS UP THAT HORRID DAY TO ME EVER AGAIN!!1!!!!11!!!one!!!1!!!!

Enzy, oh Enzy, you poor Smith lover
Don't ruin your posts, trying to rhyme like another
I think you'll agree that I'm better at this
And you really shouldn't get your knickers in a twist

And just so we're clear, here's another line
Frankly, m'dear, I'm enjoying this time
Though I know one man who might disagree
That's Mr Johnny Depp, who you've left in agony​

 

Oh don't worry, I'm not fussed.
Poor Mr. Depp is left in the dust
But you, oh Cat, who cried over your disks
And licked them clean, despite the risks.

A second verse? Aren't you a rebel
Trying to upstage me so that we're level?
I doubt you can beat me with your small rhymes
Because, you see, that would just add to your crimes.

 

But why would you do that? Mr Depp is loved by all!
Unless of course you slept with Poets of the Fall~
And that was an impulse, a teenage desire
To show love to my men, who'll never be fired

Well, improv's only good it if grammatically correct
And that second line seemed like something of a defect.
And what are the crimes of which you speak?
The only crime I have is wanting to be discrete​

Your move, love~

 

Nah, Smith is better, Tennant as well
I think I am deep under their spell
Mr Depp can be yours and I'll take RDJ
as you left him alone out in the fray

Improv is great if you fit in the words
To the tune in my head, haven't you heard?
The crime I speak of is that you persist
To destroy my demeanour with your sweet little twists.

>:3 2 going at once.

 

Oh yes, and I'm killing you in both. Allons-y, sister!

Well, you've got me there, I must admit
I am deeply in love with Smith and Tennant.
And no, you can never have RDJ
Though he might be ignored, I love him either way. <3

Oh yes, improv can be nice for a rhyme
But you also have to keep making sense the whole time
And I see that you're jealous of my raw and utter skill
Well, no matter, I'll just give you your fill.​

 

I'm amazed you managed to rhyme "admit" and "tennant"
but it doesn't fit as well as say "lieutenant" or "pennant"
But could you really make those words fit?
Probably not, however I quit.

A Sonnet I shall do instead of a ballad
Such a lovely poem and seriously quite valid
Although this isn't really about love
Instead it is about all of the above

I'm finding it hard to think of these rhymes
So I'll let you win just this one time.

;-; <3

 

Well, it depends on pronunciation
We all say things differently in our communication
But Enzy, you know me, and I'd make it fit
However, I've been procrastinating, and I'm afraid I'll have to split

A sonnet? Really? Why the change of pace?
It's all a bit sudden, though that may just be your taste
And quite the contrary, this is totally about love
A passion that consumes me like a light from above

Really? Well, I can't say that I'm proud
A win by default gets me under a sad shroud(?)~​

;~; <3
Frankly, I would've loved to keep going, but I'm running out of quips and rhymes as well.

 

So does that mean I beat you? For you are sad about the win
However, to do so is probably a sin
I thought I'd do this one last time
Because its fun sometimes to work to this chime

Okay, :D

 

Oh not at all old chap, I won't just let you take it
I had do schoolwork for my mom, I really just can't fake it.
These rhymes may seem halfassed, but I'm low on inspiration
Though when it comes to poets, more seem to come from your nation

Yes, I just complimented Britain~

 

Well, well, well, Britain is great
Better than any kind of state
Although having said that, I do love the US
You get pancakes, waffles and you say "recess"

:D