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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates. Dad: Which one? Son: Toy Story The robot slaps the son again. Son: Ok! It was an adult video Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what adult videos were. The robot slaps the Dad. Mom: He sure is your son! The robot slaps the mom.
Greedy Tweetie: Hey there Chicken little, this is Greedy Tweetie. Looks like you got a youngin' right below you. 10-4. Chicken Little: Yeah, This is chicken little on the comeback, Greedy Tweetie. And that's right, and that youngin's got the jpop and the Ipod. And the kpop and the Ipad. I got a visual on her. How's things on your end, over. Greedy Tweetie:Rodger that, visual. Switchin' over to the Hairy Canary, for eyes on the latest treasure.Come on back, Hairy. Hairy Canary: Ehhh, 10-4 that, Little. This is the Hairy Canary. And eh, I got my eyes on the treasures.Repeat. Eyes are on the eh treasures. Chicken Little: Hairy, Is that a go or a no go on the double treasure? Over. Hairy Canary: Eeeh, That's a go on a double booty.Repeat.Go on eeeeeehhh double booty