English to Noob translator.

Your translated text is as follows:
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R053Y I5 d/-\bI3G5T 5T/-\F0RZ |\|000B 0|\| D/-\5I3T 5]-[3 f/-\|_35 50 ]-[/-\RD


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Your original text is as follows:
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Rosey is the bigest staff noob on the site she fails so hard


lol jk
Rosey is cool.

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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IT hAS BAN 35 Y3ARS SINC3 TeH SURpREME COURTS w8RsH3D DEATh PANtAlTy DaCIsioN Y3t LITLE hAS CHaNgED WITTEH DiSTurBInG US3 OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENt In MaRICa!!1!11!!


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Your original text is as follows:
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It has been 35 years since the Surpreme Court's watershed death pentalty decision, yet little has changed with the disturbing use of capital punishment in America.



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All noobs need to stay out of Intelligent Discussion. xD

 

RVR..i!1!111111!!!111!!111!111!1!1 OMG lOl N00B LOVe U FOR THIS

 

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TRANSFORMERS ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

 

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D00D! Ah found @ p3nn33!
LOL POK3MON B@77LE!
W3 W1|_|_/|/OW POK3/\/\ON B@77L3!!!11
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It adds even less sense to something that doesn't make sense in the first place! Random NOOBish talk found in this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eha72opN1K0

 

rAWR
Im A DINsaur
FEAR mE
ALMIghT HIsOrA

 

Wow, I love n00b text. 8D I am more emo than ever!

 

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EDIT: Anyone want the original copy?

 

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Your original text is as follows: I AM THE MINDFREAK.
MINDFREAKKK.
MINDFREAAAAAAK
MINDFREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAK
MINDFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK
I AM THE MINDFREEEEEEEEEEEAK
MINDFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK
MINDFREEEEEEEEEEEEAK
MINDFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

 

LOL definatly a fave xD
my name = T]-[/-\C]-[05|\|1

 

OMG! WTF! LOL!



Your translated text is as follows:
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I LiEk CERAAL aND cHOCOLAET MILK 3


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Your original text is as follows:
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I like cereal and chocolate milk :3

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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Your original text is as follows:
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this could be the best invention of all time... roar dinosaurs... and... crap like that

0_0 HO...LY...CRAP... this is awesome.
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And now I can learn my 4th language xD

 

That's funny=TAHTS FuNY

 

You loves my penіs

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xDD

 

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Lol Skillet went N00BISH

dESPIET TeH lEIS TAHT UR MAKinG
UR LOV3 iS mIen FOR TEh TAKINg
MAHLOVA IS jUST WATEiNG
2 TURN UR TAARs 2 RoSES

DESPiEt DAlEIS TAHT uR MAKING
Ur LOVA IS MiEN fOR teH TAkINg
mAHLOV3 Is jUST WateINg
2 TURN UR T3ARS 2 ROS3S

I WiL B TEH ONE TAHTS GONA HOLd U
I WIL B DAON3 TAHT U RUN 2
MahlOVe IS A BURNiNG COnsUMING FiER

NO u NEV3R B ALON3
WHEN DaRKN3S cOMeS IL lIGHT TeH NIGHT WitSTArs
HAAR TEH whISPERS IN DADark
NO u NEVaR B aLONE
WhEN DARKNaS COMES U KNoW IM NeVER FAr
H3AR DawhISPERS IN TEh DArK
WHIsPERS IN DaDARK

u FEeEL so LoNELY AND rAG3D
U LAY THeIRbROkEn AND NAEKD
MAhLoVE iS JuST WaTeING
2 CLOTHe u IN CRIMSON ROSES

I wIL B TEH ONE TAHTS GONA FIND U
I WIL b DAoN3 TahTS GOna GUIED U
MAHLov3 IS A BURNING CONSUming FIeR

nO U N3V3R b aLON3
WHEN DARKnES CoM3S IL LIGHT daNIGhT WITsTARS
HEAr DaWHISPaRS IN tEh DaRK
No U NAVER B ALoNE
WHAN DARKN3S COMAS U KNow IM NEvER fAR
HEAR DAWhISP3RS In TEH dARK

NO U N3V3R B AlONE
WHEn dARKN3S COM3S IL LIGHT TEh nIGHT WITSTARS
HEaR TEh WHIspARS IN DADArK
NO U NeVER B aLON3
WHEN DARKn3s CoM3S U KNOW Im NAvER fAR
HEAr TEH WHISPERs In DADARK
WHiSP3RS IN DAdARK
WhiSPERS IN TEH DARK
WhISPArS IN DADARK

 

lolol lemme try this:

"Your translated text is as follows: I U53 D/-\137 ]-[/-\X0Rz 0|\| Ur /-\5 /-\|\|D 0W|\| T]-[i5 tR/-\|\|5|_/-\tI0|\|

Your original text is as follows: I use the 1337 hacks on your *** and own this translation"