English to Noob translator.

http://n00b.camzmac.com/

With new features like:

"Extreme |\|00BI5|-| translation (AKA complete ****** mode)"

and

"Useless emoticons"

Have fun. xD

 

" Y H3LO GOOOD F3LOW CAN I OF3R U soME CRUMPETS ANd p3rHAPS A FEW bAlS?!1!??!??? OmG wTF LoL"

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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]-[0|_Y 5]-[It T]-[I5 W0Rx!1!1!1!!!111! 0]\/[G R U 53rI0U5?11!1!!111!????!!1!1 WtF |_0|_ XD


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Your original text is as follows:
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HOLY **** THIS WORKS!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? XD

 

HOLY CRAP YES!! THANK YOU! This will help so much on MSN.

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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DUD3 GaT TEH fUK OUT OF MAhINtERn3T


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Your original text is as follows:
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Dude Get the **** out of my internet

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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T3]-[ 5|_333T0RZ I|\| CR333T 5T/-\Y5 ]\/[/-\|\|3|_Y I|\| D/-\5tR333T!11!!1111 0]\/[G


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Your original text is as follows:
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The sleet in creet stays mainly in the street.

 

xD

Your translated text is as follows:
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DID U K|\|0W0Rz J35u5 |_0\/35 d/-\|_It|_3 c]-[i|_DR/-\|\|???!1?


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Your original text is as follows:
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Did you know, Jesus loves the little children?

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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z0]\/[g T]-[I5 I5 /-\FI|\|g /-\3W50]\/[/-\ D D c/-\|\|T W/-\T3 2 5P]\/[ T]-[I5


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Your original text is as follows:
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ZOMG this is effing awesome :D :D Can't wait to spam this

 

I remember when n00bs couldn't read 1337.

I now have a favorite word XD

 

Your translated text is as follows:
I]\/[ I|\|0RZ UR ]-[/-\RD0RZ DRI3\/ ]\/[/-\xI|\|G 0UT UR R]\/[11111!!!1 0]\/[G WTF |\|00B

Your original text is as follows:
I'm in your hard drive, maxing out your RAM.

xD

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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J]-[KJ]-[GJG0YGTYiuRFCTRD


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Your original text is as follows:
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Wow this is awesome, I sound like a ******...XD

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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MAHFAvoRIEt MeMBR OF ORgANIzATiON XII IS dAMYX TEH MElODiOUs NOcTURN3!1!!111 WTF lOl dAnCe W8R DANC31!1!!! OMg WTF LOL


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Your original text is as follows:
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My favorite member of Organization XIII is Demyx, the Melodious Nocturne. Dance, Water, Dance!

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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I OWNED KIRa bECuZ H3 GAEV M3 A DAATH NOTA


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Your original text is as follows:
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I owned kira because he gave me a death note

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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ThiS maeK MOR3 SENS3 THEn pARiS HIL2N On TaLEVisION!11!1!11 LOL


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Your original text is as follows:
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This make more sense then Paris Hilton on television.




I like how they randomly add the "lol" after things too. xD

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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G]-[3T0X3]\/[|\|/-\5 I5 D/-\G0d 0F0RZ K]-[-\/ID5|\|3t!!11!!!1 WtF |_0|_


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Your original text is as follows:
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ghettoxemnas is the god of kh-vids.net

 

lol your name looks similar to the translations.

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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O MAHGOsH MBR IS 2TAlY AEWSoME1111111!! OmG LOl


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Your original text is as follows:
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Oh my gosh, Amber is totally awesome!

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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wUt DO I dO 2 igNORE Th3M BHIND Me ????! WTF
do I FolOW MAHiNSTINCTS BlINDLY ?????!?!! OMG wTF lOL
DO I HIED MAHPRiED FrOM ThEs3 BaD DrEMS ?!??!1! OMG
anD GIEV iN 2 sAD THOUGHtS TAhT R MADENINg ?!?!1? OMG
DO I SIT H3R3 AND TRY 2 STAND IT ?!1??!!??!1 wtF LOL
OR dO I TrY 2 CATCH THeM rED-HANDAD ?!1!?!! OMG WTF LOL
DO i TRUST SOMA aNd gEt FOoOLED bY PHOnIeNS
OR DO I TRUsT NObODY AND LIev In LON3LIENS ?!!!? oMG lol
BECUZ i cANT HOLd ON WhEn iM STrETCH3D sO THIN
I MAEK DARIgHT MOV3S BUt IM LOST WITHiN
I PUT ON MAHDAlEY FACAED BuT THAN
I JUST EnD UP G3TING HURt AGANE
bY MYSeLF


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Your original text is as follows:
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What do I do to ignore them behind me?
Do I follow my instincts blindly?
Do I hide my pride from these bad dreams?
And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?
Do I sit here and try to stand it?
Or do I try to catch them red-handed?
Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness,
Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness?
Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thin
I make the right moves but I'm lost within
I put on my daily facade but then
I just end up getting hurt again
By myself





Linkin Park are noobs. xDDDDD

 

Your translated text is as follows:
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]-[/-\|_0 t]-[3iRI]\/[ /-\|\| IDI0t |\|000b0Rz!!!1!!11 WTf |_0|_ |_0|_
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Your original text is as follows:
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Hello there. I am an idiot NOOB! LOL

 

xD

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