End a game before it has even begun

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  1. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    When Mario goes to Peach for some 'Cake', Bowser is actually the cake. *thumbs up*
     
  2. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Star Wars: Force Unleashed: Proxy kills the apprentice as they're sparing, with Proxy in his Obi-wan program.

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  3. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I think this is better:
    A plane crashes, there are no survivors

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  5. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Phantasy Star Universe: Ethan dies from when he gets hit by the hover-car in the beginning.
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    I'll think of some more later. But yeah.
     
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    Tekken 6: Lars is killed by the Jaks
     
  7. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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  9. Namin3 Destiny Islands Resident

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    Just had to say: i like that one. That would be a good way to have ended it before it started.
     
  10. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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  11. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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  12. Namin3 Destiny Islands Resident

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    Haha, thats a good one!! I wouldn't play it anymore if that happened!!
     
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  14. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Well, this is quite fun and funny.

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