End a game before it has even begun

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  1. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    In this thread, you just do what the title says, pick a game and end it before it has even begun, I'll give an example and a starter:

    Dead Rising
    When flying to Willamette, Frank West zooms in on all the chaos that is happening below. "****! Turn back!" and went back home.

    See how it goes? Now you give it a try
     
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jul 13, 2011
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    Kingdom Hearts

    Sora drowns in the opening.
     
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    Final Fantasy VII
    Cloud falls off the train and gets run over.
     
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  4. The Fuk? Dead

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    Half Life: Gordon misses his step when exiting the train
     
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  5. program Twilight Town Denizen

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    FFX: Tidus is mauled by his fans, and accidentally pushed back over the railing, falling to his demise.
     
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  6. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Portal
    A turret goes rogue and kills you in your sleep.

    Sonic Unleashed
    Sonic beats Eggman in the opening.
     
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  7. C This silence is mine

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    Yakuza 3
    Kazuma gets eaten by a shark while swimming/fishing in the intro.

    Though knowing that game he would probably be able to fight off 5 sharks at the same time L0L
     
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  8. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    GTA San Andreas
    Carl misses his flight and never returns home
     
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    Monster Hunter: Freedom Unite

    The Tigrex throws you off the mountain and you break your neck.

    ...or...

    The Tigrex ambushes you and eats you alive

    ...or...

    The Tigrex throws you off the mountain, you fall into a bank of snow and are knocked unconscious, leaving you trapped under ice and snow for several days without a Hot Drink and you freeze to death.

    Sad part is, these are all valid.
     
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  10. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    The entire Fallout series
    War changed
     
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    Halo: Reach

    I think I'll save myself the troule of being creative on this one...

    *spoilers incoming*

     
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  12. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    Final fantasy 5: The meteor kills Bartz and somehow restores the wind crystal.

    BTW Exdeath never revives, so you don't get to see a SQUID-SHARK-TURTLE-KEFKA-TIGER-DOG thing (AKA Neo Exdeath)
     
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  13. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Kingdom Hearts 2: Roxas actually falls off the bell tower. Diz then looses his head.
     
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    Persona 3
    Minato (MC) gets attacked by Shadows during his walk to the dorm.

    Persona 4
    Dojima crashes his car after introductions.

    Final Fantasy VIII
    Squall dies of brain trauma.

    Final Fantasy IX
    Zidane drops the match and literally burns teh airship on fire before any fo the crew reach for a bucket of water.

    Final Fantasy X-2
    Celesis crashes into Luca's docking bay, explosions occur.

    Sonic 06
    Sonic trips and falls into water, effectively drowning.
    Shadow gets mauled to death by Eggman's robots.
    Silver get burnt to a crisp by Iblis

    Sonic Unleashed
    There's no air in space.

    Final Fantasy IV
    Mages actually screw their own peaceful law and cast magic upon Cecil when he takes the crystal.

    Final Fantasy V
    Meteor flattens Bartz and Leina and Galuf killed in a random encounter while Faris enver gets discovered.

    Digimon World
    Digimon eat human hero.

    Pokemon
    ...Oak has heart attack.

    Devil May Cry
    Sparda dies at hands of the Demons before reachign the human world.

    Uncharted Series
    Drake shot or slips in his grip.

    Assasin's Creed
    Templars actually kill Altair instead of throwing him aside.
     
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    Final Fantasy VI: Terra, Biggs, and Wedge freeze in the snow before arriving at Nashe to find the frozen Esper.

    Really, no one thought that one?
     
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    Too lazy...

    Star Ocean Til the End of Time
    Fayt's escape pod takes too long to reach said planet and he dies of starvation.

    Any Racing Games
    Car crash with the Driver's side.

    Megaman Battle Network
    Lan loses every netbattle.

    Mario
    Mario suffers from a concussion after banging his head against a block.

    Inuyasha and the Secret of the Cursed Mask
    Main hero/heroine never enters the storage house.
     
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  17. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Ocarina of Time
    The Great Deku Tree is burnt by Ganon.
     
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  18. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
    Sora was never born/Ven dies of heart failure.
     
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  19. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Angry Birds

    Nuke the ****ing pigs.
     
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  20. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Or: He became extremely mellow due to shroom intake.
    Dies from falling off a flying ship.
    The ghost says Frak it, just kills Mario while he's staring at it.
     
    Droid, Jul 13, 2011
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