Embarrassing Moments? You know you got em'

C'mon, I know you've had moments like "WTF?" or moments where you just had to laugh at yourself. Embrassing stories brings out the humor in everyone. Don't be shy, come share! I promise I won't laugh until I explode. O.O


My most recent one xD:

I was taking the PSAT, I took advantage of it 'cause it was free. Well, it was around 11 in the morning and I was finishing off a dounut and juice. I was just sitting there and I felt I had to pass gas. I shrugged it off and let it rip. Bad mistake...it was louder than I thought it'd be...my friend who sat with me just looked at me and rubbed her nose. :dead: I tried so hard not to crack up. Later after the test she screamed "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!"

I smiled awkwardly because I think the other people heard me...they stared at me...but I turned and left saying "I'm human...hahhahahaha."

 

I'm horrible with stairs. I always fall down them. It's a tad pathetic, really. I was talking to one of my friends as I walked down them, then I just fell straight onto my back out of nowhere.

It hurt. :'[

 

Oh I fell down the stairs once too...though...I laughed at myself because it didn't hurt...and it was all a blur to me. I was standing on the very top with my lil basket...then I fell and it was on my head...

 

I get tongue-tied easily, which is so not helpful when trying to hold out a conversations. I usually just sound like a babbling idiot >.<

And I know it's not a negative embarrassment, but whenever a teacher calls me out in class to compliment me, my face gets all hot and I wish they would have just kept quiet.
For example, I was recognized as best pottery student at my school in our awards ceremony last year (that award is apparently a big deal at my school), then later on that day in History class my teacher was all "Congratulations, where can I see some of your work?" And what do ya know, my face started burning and my tongue got all twisted. *dies*

 

I sold my first two .hack// games. I feel so embarrased now that it'll be harder to get the whole collection D:

 

i was watching tv, and it was dark. my mom came out of her room. when i saw her, she scared me so much, i spilled my water, and poored it all over myself.

 

Me to! I sound so stupid, and it makes me feel bad because I imagine a whole conversation in my head and then the next second it's "poof!"

Lol the other day my friend and I were at Meijer and we saw this guy we thought was from our school. He was in the checkout lane next to ours so we both yelled "Hey, do you go to ____?!"

He just nodded, and then in the parking lot we yelled "We like your sweatshirt!!! See ya later!! WOO!" (the woo being me lol)

Then yesterday I thought I saw him in the hall, so I ran up to him and said "Hey you're that Meijer guy" in front of all of his friends...

Turns out it wasn't him Dx I felt so stupid, he just stared at me and my friend had to explain that the guy at Meijer had broken his arm and was now wearing a cast...

 

When I trip over my own feet. I do that in front of the most annoying people ever!! TT.TT
Then the hole school knows about it.. And if I talk to fast, people get the wrong ideas. TT.TT

 

My mom did something like that to me!!

My bathroom has two doors, I opened the one connected to my room and I opened the door. My mom was in there with the lights off so it looked like a black figure was peeking in from the other door. I screamed and closed the door.

I get tongue tied too, oh how I hate that

 

I've never had an embarresing moment. And don't tend to remember if I do.

Anyways. **** that, 1001 post *****ez.

 

My was when my shirt buttons got broken. And my shirt kept flying open all day! D: It made me look like I was trying to be a dude showing by albs.
OOT: There Ienzo, I posted it in the Anything Else Section xD

 

The only thing that i can think of is when i walked into a bus stop.

I was listening to my music, day dreaming with the sun in my eyes & i thought i was walking pass it but no, there was a piece of glass inmy way & i smacked right into it. People looked at me so i smiled & waved.

It's not my most embarrasing moment but it's all i can think of for now.

 

God damn PSAT's...Hard *** crap.


...I told my friends I wanted to blow into Edward in the library one day.

(...My flute's name...I had a piece I wanted to practice, and...)

 

On the bus. 3rd grade. I sat next to some 5th grader girl. I was so sleepy.
I woke up to find my face on her lap. This happened twice on the same week.









*rofl*

 

A long long time ago, I was in my class and I was bursting for a pee. I asked the teacher if I could go to the toilet and she said no... A few minutes later, I peed myself, and almost every kid in the class moved away from me. Managed to get the teacher pissed off (*facepalm* ironic) for getting pee on a chair and the carpet. Serves her right for not letting me go to the toilet.

 

lol

LMAO WHERE DO I START!
I ALWAYS EMBARASS MYSELF >< lol even when i dont try!
lol at camp, i hit my head on a log and almost fell into th river and i slipped and got mud evry where D:

 

oh, man, i was at a friends house, and his mom was making meatloaf for dinner, and i was like staring at it, and i don't know...i guess i got spaced out or something... but like right in front of her i accidentally said: "so we're really going to eat THAT?"... i was so embarrassed when i said it.

and my most emabarrassing moment was when i was wearing a boxman outfit for costume day at our high school, and i was walking out to the car circle, and there was a pile of book bags, i mean a PILE, and i basically tripped... in front of EVERYONE.... right on my ***...it was sooo embarassing... .... i also crushed the box man outfit too... :( waaa! i had to make a new one.

 

um... my embarassing moment? gawsh... gots lots of em.... i have many blonde moments :P how about the time when i wuz home alone... i always dance when i'm home alonies... so i danced into me kitchen and slid to the sink. on my way i grabbed the freezer door and it fell open i landed on my booty and some corn dogs and buritos fell on me.... the beef ones r yummy :) but not the chicken. bechy chicken

 

I was carrying a box of chocolates in one hand and I was bike riding, when I saw a car come before I went down the street so I pressed on one break and not the other so I flipped on my bike. It didnt really hurt, as I have done this multiple times. But I was so embarresed becuase the dude just looked at me like "O.o" and drove away.


In my head all I kept thinking is "phail, phail, phail." XD

 

When my teacher caught me drawing Sephiroth. She's like 'WTF???' and took it.