The things I care as little about than this thread: Low carb diets, Michal Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah related products, high def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punkd', Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps a lot, the Yankees payroll, the red states, the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
You would hear crickets chirping, but they were too uncomfortable about how unfunny that actually was.