Ed Zachary Disease

A man was very distraught over the fact that he had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex Therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose.' The man did as he was told.

'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.' Again, the man did as he was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' As he did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

The man asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your A__s!

 

Not funny. =/

 

Ehh....Nah.