Drunk Thread

I'm on the phone with Jayn, give me random things to say/ask her until she figures out what the **** is happening by finding this thread

 

DO YOU DO THAT VOODOO THAT I DO?[DOUBLEPOST=1402124170][/DOUBLEPOST]Why doesn't Jimmy care that he cracked the goddamn corn doesn't he know somebody's got to clean that up[DOUBLEPOST=1402124204][/DOUBLEPOST]On a scale of 1/10 how dateable is Nova /brick'd

 

"What?"

"Oh my god that was a strange question, I don't know"

"I don't ****ing know why are you asking me this?" 'because I want to know' "I don't think that's true,. I don't know why you're asking me this because it's such a confusing question, like to me? What is even triggering this question." 'Don't even think about it, on a scale of 1 to 10 how dateable is Nova?' "For me personally? .....6 out of 10?"

 

Is this 10% luck or 20% skill?

Dive or kick?

I'm rolling a standard dice, which number do you want me to get?

Want to play monopoly over the phone?

 

Wow goddamn

Guess I'll put all my chips into poly w/ Mak and Sax then

E: OH GOD SHE MESSAGED ME ON SKYPE

OH GOD SHE ASKED ME IF SYNK MESSAGED ME

 

Let's say someone gives you two million dollars every year for the rest of your life... but... some stranger has to watch you have a bowel movement every time you need to... Would you take that opportunity?

 

{ YOU ****ING ******* OMFG } ​

 

Aw man :C

 

"Oh jesus christ, don't remind me of that"

"if there was a robber would you rather dive out of the way or kick him in the face?" "psh dive"

"you're asking me a lot of questions and it makes me think it's for something" "what, no" "I can't trust you, I can't trust anyone!"

"What's happening here?" "I'm rolling my d20, what number do you want me to roll?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" "What number do you want me to roll?" "...ten" I rolled an 8

"**** YOU, **** YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL"

 

Well at least I scored higher than SynK

 

aww damn

 

Meanwhile Fuzzy watches from afar

 

I DIDN"T EVEN LINK YOU NIG NOG WUT U DOIN HERE?

 

That finished faster than certain people.

 

So this was beautiful.

 

-20/10.

 

11/10 would ship[DOUBLEPOST=1402126638][/DOUBLEPOST]

I'll have you know that a night with me would be the best 14 seconds of your life

 

{ gross } ​

 

u can't deny our love