Dr. Darkcloud, here

And on today's program, we're going to learn why the spam zone is the place for spam.

 

Before you say anything, I just wanna say that my mind is already blown.

 

Dare I ask why? XD

 

I don't have a doctorate in pixelated medicene. Only pixelated psychology.

 

Do they have their own tv shows?

 

Pshhhhh.

Since when did being a mod mean anything.

At all.

 

*sits down in leather arm chair*

now kiddies, when I used to be a mod...

 

Level up rejected. Level down commencing.

 

When they used to mess with members. XD

 

Level down reflected. Level left commencing.

 

Reset button pressed. No save file found. You all lost the game.

 

Reset button error. Please insert other game to continue play.

 

I'm sorry.

You all have rectal cancer.

 

And how long have you known you've had this? *sits in chair with notepad*

 

Since fourth period today... I was told, like, three times...

 

With more to come, I'm sure.