Dr. Chemistetic's Free Therapy Thread.

You tell me your problems, I'll give you a witty and slightly sarcastic way to solve them, and remember; there's no refunds in life.

 

I guess that's why yellow makes me sad, I think.

 

I will ignore your post because you've made no sense to me.

 

You should look up a rap group called Atmosphere.

Post unrelated.

 

Since you're a doctor, you should know that the answer to all medical problems is a prescription for more cowbell.

 

Problem:
I really need to study for my calculus test but I don't fuсking want to D:

 

That’s interesting. You know what makes me sad. You Do! Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land and maybe we can find some self confidence for you – you jack wagon!

 

Hello Doctor, see i've been having these weird thoughts lately...like, is any of this for real...or not...

 

Atmosphere is so lovely.

 

Have you heard their new album?

 

Oh, I don't think so. I really only listen to a select few of their songs because I'm not really into that stuff, so I don't know if I would like the rest. But the ones I do listen to from them is quite lovelyyy.

 

I have. They are dope. Charles Hamilton for life, though.

Don't. Calculus will get you nowhere in your life unless you are a college student who plans to go into accounting. Even then, don't study. Get laid instead.

Leave this website and break all your Sony related technology.

 

I got Spaniash Exam's tomarrow and the teacher will probabby put alot of **** she never taught us... What to do ..