Don't Tic Your Wife Off If You Are Speeding xD

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer
says, " I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on
cruise control at 60, perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating".

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't
be silly
dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his
wife
and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for
once?"

The wife smiles
demurely and says, "You should be thankful
your radar
detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through
clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth
shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
wearing
your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
$75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it
on, but took
it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
license out of
my
back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you
didn't have
your
seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket
the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT
UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
husband
always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....







"Only when he's been drinking."

 

I really feel sorry for that guy.
I bet that the wife is completely lying on every part, and the husband is the innocent one.

Gawd, this reminds me of my dad's ex-wife.
Jeez, she would consistently try to get my father in trouble. Only to find herself getting the fine, though.
But that's irrelevant from the subject.

Hilarious story, truthfully.