Don't mind me, I'm just a ranting madwoman.

EX-BF! STOP TEXTING ME!
I didn't text you! My phone was being used by another friend! GAWD!
AND! My computer wouldn't turn off last night so I'm actually tired, and it's not like you care anyway!
...and I need a flesh coloured Copic marker.

 

So it wasn't true? You don't truly love me? You didn't have to publicly announce it ;~;

 

Aww, I'm sorry :( Have a cookie...

 

So you're single now?

 

Yes, but I'm not getting into any games with you.
I love you all really <3

 

My family has nothing to do with my relationships anymore. Last time I brought a girl home my parents invited the whole family and the hobo down the street over to celebrate. Thank god only the hobo came.

 

I hope the hobo had the cake ready :)

 

i feel so... loved :lolface:

 

Interestingly enough, the hobo played Portal at the local Target where they never get actual demos. He refused to eat any cake.

 

WTF is a copic marker?

 

was the hobo a relative in disguise? :shocked:

 

:=D:

I actually get high off the fumes though xD

 

no... no, no, NO NO NO!!!! I AM HE WHO IS PORTAL! I will kill the hobo.

 

Next party I have, I may invite this hobo....

 

I would be happy to come. Thank you for inviting me.

 

No. He lives down the street and sells crappy advice for $1 a pop.

 

You're the hobo?! This is gonna be one fun party :P Just don't try and sell me any crappy advice xD

 

You never know for sure...

 

We prefer the term 'Financially Troubled'. And, I make no promises.

 

Okay you financially troubled person, how about if you don't sell me advice, I will get you a new coat.