Kingdom Hearts II Do u ever...

...laugh at how Donald and Goofy can b so incredibly useless sometimes.

I do, especially when I was fiting Saix once and I was across the room so he slowly walked towards me while Donald was just whacking him with his wand which, as every1 no, does absolutely nothing. I laughed so hard on how long it finally took for him to KO him...

 

that would be funny

 

I recall one time when I was fighting Xigbar. Donald for some reason kept trying to use Fire and Goofy was just chasing after Sora.

...I ended up doing most of the work. On the other hand, I did put them to good use by driving into Master.

 

Donald and goofy don't help me at all. They just run around behind me.

 

I know what you mean...

 

I don't really pay attention to them. But I think it's funny when Donald tell Demyx they're gonna make him move! LOL

 

XD

One time I decided to do nothing except heal Donald and Goofy and see how long it took them to beat Xiggy. (I was bored and it was about 11:00 on a Tuesday...)

It took them 46 minutes.
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Yeah. They are incredibly useless. Donald is only ever in my party in the worlds where no one else can be there, because he's just so useless!

And if you go behind the stormdrain thing in Halloween Town (the one on the edge of Town Square that shoots that green stuff up at you), and you just stand there, Donald and Goofy will come running toward you and get hit by it and fly backward. Then they'll come at you again, and get hit again, and fly back. Etc. They never figure out all they have to do is go around. Good ol' NPCs!

 

My friend discovered that the only time they try to be helpful is when you don't want them to be. One time she was trying to get killed by saix, and donald kept healing her :/

 

There good for forms

 

I really only use them as cannon fodder. i get hurt, run away and they keep getting hit so i have time to heal.

 

i like goofy's Knocksmash attack...
but ya they pretty much suck even if i do like them

 

Well, I don't really pay too much attention to them...but I remember watching a KHIIFM scene with Larxene's battle, and Donald actually healed her by using a lightning spell. XD That was hilarious...but otherwise, I don't really laugh at the two. Although it's funny how in the Pirates of Caribbeans how the two (and Sora and Jack) were all annoucing their names, like they were Power Rangers or something. lol

 

hmm only sometimes useless huh try 99% of the time the other 1% is for comic relife

 

And even when they do fight there damage dealt is still very minimal. It's actually rather pathetic. xD

 

its amazing how incredibly thick they are, like in Tarzans world when you head for the keywhole, i was on a high ledge and all you can see is them trying to jump up but they keep missing it was amazingly funny

 

They can be useful if they heal Sora and the Limits are useful, but really usually I don't pay too much attention to them and just go about beating things to smithereens instead. They do help now and then but as far as damage goes, by themselves they just don't measure up to 1/8th even of what Sora does.

 

Currently I am playing KH2 on Proud mode, and during boss fights they keep on getting knocked out about every ten seconds.

 

only thing where they are useful is healing.

 

Oh good, then don't play kingdom hearts 1 final mix. At the end of the game you have to go through a heartless room full of nothing but what feels like endless heartless. I never got through, i just downloaded a f*cking save and just finished it. However, I will tell you exactly what it's like.

1. you walk in... something jumps at you, WHAM! big giant gorilla thing known as Behemoth (It's sorta of a boss)

When you beat that, you have to face Darkside heartless, those big annoying little things that just run into you for no reason at all.

Then when you beat them, you have to face Darkside Knights. Which are dubbed "Chicken s*its" They block 99.9% of your attacks most of the time, then when they are getting beat up, they're friends attack you. So now it's like, 12 on 1. Donald and goofy are pretty much dead. And you can't hit a f*cking one of them. If you do get lucky to hit at least one of the knights, they warp a ring around your body (That you can't get off) And attack you the second your defense goes down. (While they're friends are beating you up, they don't stop) Then, warp right back in the spot they were last, and gang on you again. If you were lucky or skilled, you could get to about... I'd say.... 3 of them, and BEAT THE S*IT OUT OF THEM! And during that whole time I'm almost cussing my TV out like, "YEAH YEP! NOT SO TOUGH WITH OUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE YA YOU MOTHER F*CKER!"

Then, with about, 2 eithers left, you have to beat electric birds who's attacks are waayyyy to strong. and, all they do is block so you can't hurt them, so, the other bird can attack you from behind, then the bird you were attacking, atttacks you from behind, then he runs scared and blocks again. But have no fear, when you get to about 1 of them left, they are easy as s*it. Once again, chick s*its. Can only fight you with they're friends.

Then, about this time, you think, OMG I DID IT! !!!!!! you, are WRONG! with nor Donald or goofy healing you, you are out of all potions, all magic, all life. And just as you think it's over, you have to face all 3 waves one more time!

Now, people say that nothings impossible. Well, I'll tell you this. I'm not a bad Kingdom Hearts player. I was level 100 (99) with sora during that 3 wave 2x fight. And, I still got owned. When I played Kh2fm, I played on critical and went through it like it was a baby playing. I even beat Terra on my 5th try. ON CRITICAL! Now, if I say getting through those 3 waves 2x are impossible to get through, then I mean IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! (Without using cheats which, I was trying to do but, I never got to work.)

I was on the Hardest setting on the game though, but still, Donald and goofy, the second they got up and Goofy said SORA! Then ran over, 2 seconds later, I'm like... great, now heal me. They don't, I look over, they are down again. I threw my controller against the wall so hard, it shattered the controller and went THROUGH my wall.

Now, you saying they are good with only healing, you will cry if you went through what I did. I had only 1 choice. Beat Kingdom Hearts 1 Final Mix so I could play Re: Chain Of Memories and Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix. I could not play those games without beating the 1st one 1st. Thats how pissed I was. Now, if any of you all have the guts to try it and not lie saying YOU got through it, then you are one of the best players in the world.

After all, compared to that heartless wave, (Ansem) Xehanort wasn't s*it!

I asked the guy whom I downloaded the save from. How did you get through that room? I was 1 room way from where you were! You know what he said? "Oh, I used an old Action Replay for that." ... You used a cheat? Which one? "I had to, it was to hard for me. Inf health, thats the only way to beat that part. It's so cheap." I rest my case.