do any of you play battlefield 3

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  1. Misty gimme kiss

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    i bought it and it is my first lame multiplayer fps and i need help learning what the **** i'm supposed to be doing so please help me i swear i'm fun to kill
     
  2. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    jus keep yelling at the screen and you'll get somewhere-ish
     
  3. Yozora Archer

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    If you suck just play as a Medic and health up your squad.

    Or learn to use jets since they're good but make sure to rush for em if you wanna use em cause jets are like the ****ing care packages in COD.
     
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  5. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    HOLY **** YES

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    Ok, newbie, let me give you the rundown real quick.

    There are 2 main game modes that you'll want to start out on: Rush and Conquest.

    In Rush, you'll either be on defense or offense. If you're on offense, the two squares on your mini-map will be red. You're gonna want to arm those two objectives. Once they both blow up, you'll move on to the next two objectives until the opposing team runs out of objectives, and when they do, you win. If you run out of tickets (the amount of respawns your team has) before blowing up the two objectives, your team loses.

    If you're on defense, the two squares on your mini-map will be blue. You're supposed to make sure the enemy doesn't attack these two objectives. If they do, you can go next to these objectives and disarm them. Your objective is to take make sure they run out of tickets and that you don't run out of objectives.

    On Conquest, it's rather simple.

    You vs. the other team, and you both have a certain number of tickets and whoever reaches 0 tickets first loses. Or you can just simply not read this long wall of text that I wrote in an effort to help you out. That's cool too, whatevs. There is a certain amount of areas (let's say points A, B, C, and D) to capture on the map, and whichever team has the least amount of areas captured bleeds out tickets (let's say the Russian team has points A, B and C, and the US team has only point D, then the US team is gonna bleed tickets), therefore, you want your team to keep the majority of points to stop this from happening. Rather simple.

    Now, on to Classes:

    Assault: The perks of a medic are that you can heal yourself and others, and revive your teammates. Your main weapons will be assault rifles. This class is proabably the most over-powered and easiest to use, honestly.[DOUBLEPOST=1375848657][/DOUBLEPOST]Engineer: They take out vehicles and repair their teams vehicles. They mostly have carbines as weapons.

    Support: They give out ammo to allies and give suppressing fire on enemies. They mostly have light machine guns as weapons.

    Recon: These guys are used to spot enemies, vehicles and snipe out other enemies. They mostly have sniper rifles as weapons.

    All of the classes can equip PDWs (Personal Defense Weapons, such as Sub-machine guns), shotguns and handguns.

    Well, that's the basics. Everything else you have to learn on your own. HAVE FUN.

    Any questions?
     
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    Isn't Battlefield 3 mostly a pay to win game?
     
  7. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    lel

    Naw, you can buy DLC which gets you new weapons (which you have to unlock by doing certain things, which is kinda tedious, but so worth it).
     
  8. Misty gimme kiss

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    i just want to have fun with friends
     
  9. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    I own it but I suck and haven't touched it for months. :/
     
  10. Hayabusa Venomous

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    No

    I've actually yet to see a real pay to win game that has good gameplay.
     
  11. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I used to on Xbox, but I stopped playing multiplayer games because I got fed up with being teamed with people too stupid to function in society correctly, leaving us to do everything. Bad Company 2 is better than BF3 anyway.
     
  12. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Wrong genre.

    Next she'll try saying that when trying to play Street Fighter IV online. Pfffft.
     
  13. jafar custom title

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    If it was Borderlands, I'd play with ya. It's like, the only FPS I have, so yeah
     
  14. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    How so? Besides the whole sun glare thing.
     
  15. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    Girls play video games?
     
  16. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Well, you play video games don't you?
    C:
     
  17. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    Go drown Jayn.
     
  18. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    But he's purple. Those who are purple avoid the murder ending.

    You, on the other hand, get to play Jayn. :3
     
  19. Llave Superless Moderator

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    oh ok bitch whine about no friends for Battlefield but make fun of me for playing Blops2.

    (I'll play wiff u if I'm not lazy and download it.)