*dives out of a plane naked*

..... God, it's cold up here...
*pulls cord for parachute*

 

Ah! It's raining naked Goimezes!

 

One question...why naked?
O_O

Nevermind. I don't wanna know...*shudders*

 

oh god! *gets out special umbrella*

 

*gets nightmares* Oh my gosh o.o.............

 

*grabs a nearby cloud*
*turns it into pants*

 

Phew.
Thank god.

*Liquid pours out of cloud pants*

Man, I hope that's rain...

 

Just make sure those pants stay in place!~.... I just lost my appetite x.x

 

*turns into a girl on the way down*

 

*Takes picture and sells on teh internetz for exploitation*

 

my dream has finally come true!!! :D

 

Curse words, I was gonna say 'take a picture, it'll last longer', but now I might just say 'Go ahead, take a few more, I don't care'

 

*Takes video and uploads to youtube*
*Names video "1 Girl 1 Parachute" *

 

*gets pics and a video camera and stars recording*

 

My stomach has gone bad >.< I don't know if it's my hyper acidity or because of that * points at a girl falling from sky with only pants on*

 

*sets fire to clouds on the way down*

 

OMG!!!!
*Runs away from raining fire*
*Trips on a pebble and falls flat on face.*

 

*gets hit by a passing bird*
*does a triple backflip cos of the bird*
*continues falling*

 

*makes a pillow of vasaline on the ground* fALL THERE

 

*Looks around nervously*
Um...aha!
*Takes out a plastic cup of water and sets it on the ground.*
Land in there!