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  1. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    Did you know that Chuck Norris' Roudhouse kick will kill anything within a 50 mile perimeter?

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  2. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Did you know that soon HellKitten will be amongst us and destroy us all?

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  4. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Actually I did...

    Did you know, that Chuck Norris's tears contain the cure for cancer? But it has never been used, since Chuck Norris has never cried.
     
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  6. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    I'm workin' with CtR The First on that plan. ;D I just need one of the mods to check the Name Request thingy.
     
  7. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Did you know that every time you breathe, Chuck Norris kicks a kitten into the vacuum of space?
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  8. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    Too bad I don't breath. I just sit,



    and Wait.



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    Did you knw Shinigami Love apples?

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  10. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Did you know that the vastness of space doesn't come to earth, because its affraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris?

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  11. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    So does that make Earth brave?
     
  12. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Actually, the Earth is Chuck Norris little B____. He punks it regularly. Because you know, when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't go up, but the Earth goes down.

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  13. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    And the earth rotates for a month after every roundhouse kick he does.

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