Deathspank: A Biography

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  1. Deathspank Banned

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    This is my life story (100% true):

    Deathspank was born. He was a baby. He made a site. It was good. He got angry lots. But it was still good. More angryness. Deathspank died. He's currently living.

    The end.

    [​IMG]

    Copies available at Barne's and Noble next week.
     
    Deathspank, Jan 28, 2007
    Deathspank, Jan 28, 2007
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  2. FUZZY SWEATER Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ( claps hands ) BRAVOOOO ^-^ you had a great life exellence:)
     
    FUZZY SWEATER, Jan 28, 2007
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  3. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    WOOOOT!!!!

    im gonna go preorder me a copy this instant!
    *runs over to barne's and noble*
     
    no-reality_allowed, Jan 28, 2007
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  4. Samurai King's Apprentice

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    Gee, I wonder who's going to play you in the movie........
     
    Samurai, Jan 28, 2007
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  5. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    HOLY ****TTTT DEATHSPANK MARRY ME!!! *faints*
     
    *Sora*, Jan 28, 2007
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  6. Mish smiley day!

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    Deathspank + *Sora* 4eva.
     
    Mish, Jan 28, 2007
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  7. Ratchet Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

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    Deathspank, you are a legend. They will make your life story into a book that will be adored by millions.
     
    Ratchet, Jan 28, 2007
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  8. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    Wow Deathspank that really captured the story of your life.
     
    Darkandroid, Jan 28, 2007
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  9. Mr. Boom Banned

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    Wow Deathspank I didnt know you were born!!!!:eek: Nice story man:cool:
     
    Mr. Boom, Jan 28, 2007
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  10. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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  11. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Everybody loves Cheese! I mean Deathspank! We all come to kh-vids for deathspank!

    Yo Deathspank you rock! Woot! Can I get your autograph? :D
     
    Chad Thundercucc, Jan 28, 2007
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  12. ~tReAh867~ Twilight Town Denizen

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    wow. mr. Deathspank, you have inspired me to write my own biography, though it will take years of development to even come close to the quality of advanced writing and research you have dedicated to yours. i'll see ya in 10 years with my own bio, and i only hope that it will come even close to the caliber clearly present in yours.
     
    ~tReAh867~, Feb 4, 2007
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  13. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    That was beautiful......;.; You have talent.
     
    Roxas is Hot, Feb 4, 2007
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  14. KairiSoraKeyoflight Twilight Town Denizen

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    that was the most moving biograph i have ever read *tears* can i get an autographed copy!
     
    KairiSoraKeyoflight, Feb 4, 2007
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  15. Cody Chaser

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    I've read better.
     
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  16. Peyton Goddess Of Love ♥

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    Nice deathspank ^^
    Really captures a whole lifestory^^
     
    Peyton, Mar 12, 2007
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  17. Roxas OG

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    It was too long.
     
    Roxas, Mar 12, 2007
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  18. venster You never heard of me, but I pop in time to time

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    Wow. O_O such a wonderful life you have. I envy your beautiful skills of biography writing.
     
    venster, Mar 12, 2007
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  19. Xadllas Traverse Town Homebody

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    Isn't it a little late to be posting your thoughts on this thread... (Its an old thread >.>)
     
    Xadllas, Mar 12, 2007
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  20. Storrini Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I love your use of figurative language in your second Body Paragraph; it really captures the rough experiences you have had that have influenced you in the long run.

    I lost interest in the middle, but overall I'd give it an 8.456437 out of a possible 9.56t4356.
     
    Storrini, Mar 12, 2007
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