Death Note Game v9.0

So What? has joined...dammit.

 

Why, is that bad?​

 

He will destroy all of us.

 

What a broad understatement.

 

By all of us you mean...

THE GENERAL PUBLIC?!?!?!? NUUUUUUU

 

No good sir. By "all of us", I mean all sentient life in general.

 

Oh. Phew. I was worried you were gonna detroy me.

 

Detroying you is entirely another matter, sir. Do you want me to detroy you?

 

Having a go at you? I'm not doing that. It's just that when I was Kira, the timezones were a pain to work out. I've got no clue what PMT means in relation to GMT/UTC. I'm not asking for the system to be changed, only something explaining it to be placed on the front page.

But do you understand the "Listen closely, I'm going to say this only more time." clue?

 

I'd like to see you try.

 

I already did. It's called Grammar Nazism.

 

But I grammar be goodest.

 

We need to put you in a Concentration Conjunction Camp.

 

Noooo me don't want go

 

Indeed. And this time, we will burn your diary. Your diary of horrific spelling and no punctuation.

 

Ya'll wouldn't

 

Oh indeed, sir.

 

!No using them fancy words on me?

 

*casts death on thread*

This game was uber fun while it lasted... I shall miss it dearly.

To everyone that played, you have my thanks. You guys helped me kill a lot of time. We did various and interesting things together, right?

With L dead and Kira captured, Shinigami AV decides that the human world has become dull and stale. Having no intention of returning to the Shinigami realm either, he decides it is best to fade to blackness and join what you humans call friends. He darts about the city hoping to see the perfect chance to act. Then he sees it. A young man pointing a gun at a boy, demanding his gold chain. The boy refuses. Saying that it was a gift from his mother. The man becomes angry and draws the hammer back on the gun. Then, without warning, he orders the boy to run, and turns the gun on himself. As the boy rounded the corner, he sees a wisp of dust dissolve into the air...