Dear person that I really need to vent about right now,

If there are words on your shirt that are large enough to read from five feet away, I am going to assume that I am allowed to read them. If you are offended by a man reading a t-shirt whose message is "only for women," the best course of action is to wear that shirt exclusively in spaces where men are unlikely to be, such as restrooms designated for use by women, baby showers before the 1990s, or a lesbian orgy. Failing that, I suppose you could carry a megaphone and, upon entering any room, use it to inform its current occupants that the shirt you are wearing is only for women to read, but that might be a bit excessive.

 

Isn't it usually a given that if you wear a shirt with words on it, people are going to read them?

 

Now I'm curious as to what that shirt said for someone to freak out like that

 

You should have used prolonged eye contact to ensure your status as the alpha male.

 

"Only for women".

 

Funnily enough, prolonged eye contact with predators will usually result in a conflict and possibly death in a gruesome fashion.