Dear khv,

Oh. Well in that case, I've gotten to second base before.

 

ITT: Internet nerds who think they know about sex.

 

This needed to be said.

 

Read both these quotes and then tell me how you would even know which feels better.

 

Just assuming.

Says the one who's posting in one. :v

 

when you assume you mean an ass out of u and me.

 

True that.

 

...what?
I'm just going to leave. And those "insults", spare me.

 

Oh you kids and your conclusions that are somewhat accurate.

 

Congrats on getting laid, if it came to that. In either case it seems like you two had a great time.

 

Congratulation's to both of you <33

Hope you guys had fun.

:3​

 

*Has been laughing at this thread for ten minutes*

 

You kids and your cliche baseball humor.

It's all about hockey.

 

"Just because we've been playing Tonsel Hockey doesn't mean you get to score the goal, in my Jockeys."

:lolface:

 

I laughed hard at this.

 

Which reminds me. What happened with that pregnant white girl you were talking about?

 

I don't understand the whole "first base second base blah blah" nonsense, clearly this is the only chart to follow:

.5: Sticky eyes.
1: Holding hands
2: arm around
3: goodnight-kiss
4: kiss lasting over three minutes
4.5: hand snogging
5: open mouth kissing
6: tongues
6.5: ear snogging
6.75: neck nuzzling
7: upper body fondling - outdoors
8: upper body fondling - indoors (in bed)
9: below waist activity (or bwa)
10: the full monty

 

It's swell and all that people are being not-virgins, but does everyone here need to know?

 

ITT: Virgins

 

You're one to talk.
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