Dear KHV

Dear ******s Members,

I feel the need to point something out.

Actions performed in asterisks are NOT REAL, I know this is a hard concept for some of you to grasp but it isn't real. Using them messing around is one thing you know? Like *pushes Trigger over* but when you use them and start believing the action is real B| that is when it becomes a little sad.

Please note: Killing yourself with the use of asterisks IS NOT REAL D:

I know this doesn't apply to everyone, but damn, I wish asterisk action were real, **** would be pretty cool like if I was hungry and could be like *makes pizza appear* that would be awesome, but it isn't real D: stop thinking it is.

*pumvhes a concret wall as hard as possiple*

B|

 

*tears role down faec*

 

Your kidding me

You think it's not real?

*makes 1 million dollars appear*

Now I'm going to spend my imaginary money right in front of you... xP​

 

THEY AREN'T REAL!? O:

*Kills self by pullin' the moon into the earth with a tractor beam*

 

CtR how could you push Trigger ova D:

 

That must've hurt!...wait...

*grabs an icepack for CtR*

 

*decides to become a ***** and use x-ray vision to melt the ice pack*​

 

*watches screen*
Your argument is now invalid.

 

You'd just see through the ice pack, not melt it.

 

IHU GUISE SOMUUUUUUUUUUCH! IMMA GO KEEL MAHSELF BECAUSE UR SO MEEEEN!

*shoots mahself n the face*

 

But, without your face how will you eat foods

 

By lying on top of it and absorbing it.

 

*can speak pig-latin*

xD

 

What the fuck did I ever do to you? D:

 

:O You're joking, yes? *joins the Russian army*

 

lol

Catfish fails

 

guise my i shot n stab my gf now i suidal plz help

*shoots self wit tabasco sauce*

 

*kills superman without kryptonite*
.-.

 

*insert action here*

 

NUUUUUUUUUUU! WHY!? WHHHHHHHHHY!?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM FROM ME!!!!!

*cries self to death*