Dear khv

i SPILLED PINK ON MY USERNAME.

gET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF.

 

Welcome to the premium section blahblahblah etc.


Oh wait.

 

My eyes are deceiving me.

You only have 999 posts.




WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

 

i TRIED DELETING A POST EVERY TIME i FELT LIKE POSTING IN A THREAD.

bUT i FORGOT TO DELETE ONE.

aND NOW IT WON'T GO BACK TO ITS PERFECT WHITE TINT.

eVEN AFTER i DELETED A POST TO GO BELOW 1000.

fML.

 

bUT.

tHIS PINK IS ALIEN TO ME.

jUST A VAST EXPANSE OF DARK HUES THAT DON'T KNOW IF THEY WANT TO BE VIBRANT OR DEPRESSING.

iT'S LIKE WEARING A BADGE THAT SAYS, "hEY MAN, i HAVE CONSTANT VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS."

aND YOU'RE LIKE, "dUDE, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT."

nOT THE BEST IMAGE.

 

You're one of us now and there is no going back.

ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!!
ONE OF US!!!

 

Awww but the color looks so good on you :P

 

Accept it.

Embrace the pink and know that you're the only prem with under 1000 posts~

 

yOU'D ONLY FIND THIS COLOR ON THE MOST DEPRESSED JELLYFISH IN THE WORLD.

oH GOD NO.

Huh. You do have a point there.

 

Or you could start one of many attempts to get the colour changed.

 

Bro calm it.

Be pretty in pink.

 

Well seeing that you are located in the ocean and are disliking the color you now are with only 999 posts......^^ d'aww....is someone a depressed jellyfish?? -hugs-

XD

 

Grey would look nice.

 

Too bad that almost never works since there's always someone who complains.