Dear Jedi

We humble Onion Knights welcome you to the war against the Dark menace. We both understand, and respect you as a potential ally against the Dark Knights.

We give you the gift of...

Spoiler

The World's most powerful Pokemon.

 

...this is not the magikarp we are looking for.

 

!?

 

We are not looking for such a thing ._.​

 

This fight is getting geekier and geekier. Which was not meant to be an insult.































I'm betting on the yellow knights actually.

 

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*shoots you off a cliff with the force*​

 

Har har. While everyone else kills themselves, we shall prevail!

 

*climbs up cliff*

Your cliffs have no effect on me!

 

...

*takes out fire extinguisher*

 

...

:_:

*walks away as fires die out and keeps on walking*

 

*catches fire extinguisher*
...

Where the hell did this come from?

 

God gave it to you. You have been chosen.

 

*pushes fearless into ocean*

 

*shoots down*

 

This armor is badass.
Does it protect against nukes?

 

Keyword: bullets. Not heat.

 

God gives me a fire extinguisher?
Yeah, real nice.

 

But it is a holy fire extinguisher.

 

...

*leaves another crate of rum*