Dear England,

Why do you even still call them torches? Flashlights sounds so much cooler.

Is this some petty act of rebellion or a call for attention? We know you love it, why torture yourself for our entertainment? An act of charity and an act of superiority are not necessarily the same thing. We just want to be friends.

Please?

 

I would give you a very good explanation but you're only addressin' England...who suck.

 

i still think torch sounds cooler >.>

 

^ This.


rage @ people who refer to the UK as just "England".

 

torches are cool...
May be they call 'em torches because they burn people....

 

Torch sounds Much Better then Flashlight
When you hear someone say "I got a torch!" you would s*** your pants.. on the other hand a flashlight sounds like somthing they tell you in scout camp​

 

What is this? Wales and Scotland ganging on England?

If you don't like us then kindly detach your countries off of ours.

kthnx

 

^This.

Grab your torch and pitchforks!

Grab your flashlight and pitchforks!

Enough said.

 

Wait, what the hell is Wales?

 

You can still bludgeon someone over the head with a flashlight. Granted it's not made out of cheap plastic and cost you a dollar at Walmart.

 

@Cin, Hills bro. Hills.

 

I hurt someone with a flashlight and stick...
I hurt someone with a torch and stick...
Torches sound way better than flashlight in that sentence...

 

Oh, just some small town in england.

 

I just looked up Wales on wikipedia.

What kind of Government bases it's economic policies on having sex with sheep?

Clearly it's just as backward as the Neolithic Torch Wielders to the east of it.

 

You guys still out number us. N' we've been tryin' that for years. xDDD

No, it's a separate country.

Stopped readin' there.

 

Oh you're very wrong.

 

Clearly, I think someone on that landmass would know what governing body Wales has.

As opposed to reading it on Wikipedia. Cause Wikipedia is written by gods.

I swear if you miss the sarcasm I will track you down and rip your eyeballs out of their sockets with my bare bands in your sleep.

 

Nooooo...England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales are all considered separate in the sense that we have our own laws etc, but we are all apart of Great Britain/United Kingdom.

 

a part or apart, just wondering.

 

Isn't that a little pretentious of you?